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I know, I know. I’m the only person in the world who actually sides with and against the insufferable Lauren Conrad.

Seriously, I can’t be the only one who screamed at the television when shifty-assed Brody Jenner denied that he had any knowledge of the sex tape rumours. Is anyone with me here? No? Ok, you’re all stupid then.

I kid, I kid! Here is the object of my lust, Heidi, spruiking herself on Letterman.

Um, Heidi, 1988 called and it wants its banged up hair and frosted lipstick back, ‘k? You can still come to my birthday party though.  We can listen to Bros, watch and do other things that were big in the eighties like your hair.