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Before we dive into these photos, go back and look at Alicia Vikander’s Louis Vuitton dress at last year’s Venice Film Festival premiere of The Danish Girl. At this time last year, she already was months into her Louis Vuitton contract, and LV was not serving her well. Last year’s dress looked like a costume, and as some of you pointed out, it seemed like a “beer maiden” costume from Oktoberfest. Now look at the photos in this post, taken on September 1, 2016. SHE DID IT AGAIN. Another costumey ensemble, another “beer maiden/milkmaid” look. Obviously, she wore Louis Vuitton again. I guess she still has a contract with them. LV used to be known for structural, polished-seeming clothes, so I’m at a loss for why Vikander keeps getting these weird costumes. I have no idea what Nicolas Ghesquière is doing these days with Vuitton. Do you?

What else? Should we talk about Michael Fassbender? Eh. In the past year, my Fass-crush has really deteriorated a lot. I think it has something to do with how much I hate his hair these days. I prefer Fassy with wild, unkempt hair and a crazy beard, sue me. I hate this in-between shiz. His hair sucks and his beard isn’t nearly as wooly and as gloriously ginger as it should be.

There are a million new joint-interviews with Vikander and Fassbender and even though they insist at the beginning of each interview that they will not discuss their off-screen relationship, the headlines are always about their love or passion or whatever. Meh. This NYT piece was decent – Vikander talks about shaving Fassbender, on screen, with a straight razor. Apparently, she did cut him.

I’m also including some additional photos of Alicia in that Prabal Gurung dress earlier on Thursday, at the photocall. That dress wasn’t cute either, but look at the terrible shoes! Yikes.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.
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