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Surprisingly absolutely no one, this Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian relationship has already run its course. Rob and Chyna got together in January, much to the shock of the rest of the Kardashian clan. Rob almost immediately chose Chyna over his family, which shocked them even more. Reportedly, Rob pretty much moved in with Chyna a few weeks into their relationship. The first site (that I saw) to report the alleged breakup was The Daily Mail. The Mail pointed out that Rob had deleted all of his social media photos of Blac Chyna and that she was posting cryptic Igs about moving on and breaking up. People Mag seemed to confirm the split:

A source tells PEOPLE that Kardashian has moved out of Blac Chyna’s home after a whirlwind romance to live at his new house in Calabasas, California, and “is single” at the moment.

“They had a fight and both need some space,” the source says. “They have had a great few weeks, but things got too serious too fast. They were spending a lot of time together and not giving each other enough space.”

Another source seconded the split. Both seemingly confirmed the split on social media, with Kardashian, 28, clearing all evidence of Blac Chyna from his Instagram (and pretty much everything else) and the model posting a revealing meme. The now-deleted image, which Blac Chyna shared on Sunday, showed a woman reaching out toward the camera and included the message, “When you just get out of a relationship & your hoe friend welcomes you back into the World of Hoe.”

While the source says that “Rob is happy at his new house” and “plans on continuing to focus on losing weight and staying healthy,” the relationship might not be over for good.

“It’s very possible that he and Chyna will get back together,” the source reveals. The other source agreed, adding that they doubt that the breakup will be permanent.

[From People]

Us Weekly’s sources say much the same thing, that the split really happened but that Rob and Chyna are young and dumb and full of drama, so they’ll probably get back together and split up several more times. While it would be easy enough to dismiss them as dumb kids… like, Rob is 28 years old. Chyna has a three-year-old son. To me, they’re too old to be acting like drama queen teenagers on Instagram. But whatever. I’m sure they’ll be back together next week. Or earlier, because Rob posted this Instagram several hours ago:

Chy and I are not broken up we just feel like it would be a lot healthier for our relationship if we kept a lot more to ourselves. It’s impossible to have a positive relationship with so much negativity from the media and outsiders and we would appreciate it if everyone respects that -ChyRo ? @blacchyna ?

A photo posted by ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) on Mar 6, 2016 at 8:09pm PST

Meaning… they’re still together but they’ve taken a little break? I don’t even know.

Photos courtesy of Snapchat and Fame/Flynet.
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