The 67th Emmy Awards arrivals

Everyone was buzzing about Heidi Klum’s ridiculous half-sheer Versace dress at the Emmys. She looked like Big Bird molting from cancer treatment. Heidi has worn some terrible outfits before, but she really topped herself last night. The only time Heidi Klum dresses well for the occasion is on Halloween.

The 67th Annual Primetime Emmy Award-Arrivals in LA

Also looking like 10 shades of hell in a sheer skirt gown is Julianne Hough. This dress is Marchesa of course and it reminds me of the lingerie I owned in the 90s. (Some of which I wore as outerwear, I’m not going to lie.) Hough went to the Emmys with her brother, which Kaiser pointed out to me is weird considering how happily engaged she is. She probably did that out of respect for her “ex boyfriend,” Ryan Seacrest, who did a great deal for her career. Her fashion sense similarly still needs work.

The 67th Emmy Awards arrivals

The 67th Emmy Awards arrivals

I’m throwing Tracee Ellis Ross in here, and while she doesn’t look half as bad as the other ladies, this pale pink Zac Posen tiered dress is still questionable. She looks like a toilet paper topper doll. I don’t see how anyone could try on this gown and come to the conclusion “yes, that would look awesome on the red carpet.”

The 67th Emmy Awards arrivals

The 67th Emmy Awards arrivals

67th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
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The 67th Annual Primetime Emmy Award-Arrivals in LA
The 67th Annual Primetime Emmy Award-Arrivals in LA
67th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
The 67th Emmy Awards arrivals
The 67th Emmy Awards arrivals
The 67th Emmy Awards arrivals
The 67th Emmy Awards arrivals
The 67th Emmy Awards arrivals

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