In February, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard finally tied the knot. They did so in a home ceremony and then a second time on Johnny’s infamous island in the Bahamas. He originally named one of the island’s handful of beaches after his ex-partner, Vanessa Paradis. Johnny later named a different beach after Amber, which appeased her enough to marry Johnny there. Of course, I am making a huge assumption there. Amber may not have cared at all that the island used to be a tribute to Vanessa. When you snap up a guy who owns an island, being territorial over beaches seems like a trivial move. Who knows if Amber cares. She got the guy, you know?

Meanwhile, Johnny would likely do anything to hold on to Amber. A new story in Us Weekly says Amber actually is territorial, but mostly about Johnny’s yacht because the whole thing was named after Vanessa. Actually, the yacht was named Vajoliroja after Vanessa, Johnny, Lily Rose, and Jack. Amber reportedly refused to enter the yacht. Us says Johnny went and sold it to make Amber feel better. Are we sure he didn’t simply want to liquidate some assets? Us says “nope,” he got rid of it because Amber couldn’t stand to be around a Vanessa boat:

Why rock the boat? Johnny Depp recently sold his 156-foot luxury yacht because wife Amber Heard refused to climb aboard, an insider reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly.

Dubbed the Vajoliroja after his former love of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis, and their kids Lily-Rose, 16, and Jack, 13, the ship, purchased in 2007, was a reminder of the Black Mass lead’s past. “Johnny loved that yacht. But he bought it for Vanessa,” adds the insider. “And Amber is still jealous of her.”

The Pirates of the Caribbean star and the French singer never married, and separated in June 2012. Later that month, Depp confirmed he was dating Heard and the couple wed in February this year.

Heard’s rapport with his brood is smoother sailing, though. When Depp’s band, Hollywood Vampires, played a gig at The Roxy in West Hollywood, Calif., on Sept. 17, the model, 29, hung in the DJ booth with Jack.

“She kept saying how great Jack is,” says a second source. “They have a really good relationship and Amber seems like a good stepmom.”

[From Us Weekly]

I buy the boat story without question and also find the Hollywood Vampires band idea hilarious. Johnny played rock star onstage with Alice Cooper, Joe Perry, Duff McKagan, and Matt Sorum. They also did a second concert in Hollywood where Marilyn Manson hopped onstage for giggles. The principal band members, including Johnny, are currently in Rio De Janeiro to start some international tour dates. There are some amazing photos of Johnny at the Mail. When I say “amazing,” I mean that he doesn’t even look like himself. He looks grungier than ever, which is saying something. The Scarfmonster needs a shower.

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