Kendall Jenner: the most boring Kardashian-Jenner? That’s a real question. I think Kourtney is the most boring of the entire clan, but Kendall is easily #2 most boring. Perhaps that’s by Kendall’s design – she might not be the brightest, but she knows that the key to getting consistent modeling work is to not double-down on the Kardashian shenanigans. Like, there was a “backlash” against Kendall’s appearance on the September cover of Vogue. And that backlash lost steam in a day because people just lost interest in complaining about Kendall. Maybe that’s the genius of Kendall Jenner: being boringly bland, insubstantial and uncontroversial.
Which brings me to this story. Kendall, like her sisters, has a paywalled subscription app and she posts essays, photos and videos. She has a 64-word “essay” this week about her “biggest phobia.” Her phobia is something I’ve never heard of before, and I can’t believe people are actually scared of it. It totally fits Kendall though. She wrote:
Anyone who knows me knows that I have really bad trypophobia. Trypophobics are afraid of tiny little holes that are in weird patterns. Things that could set me off are pancakes, honeycomb or lotus heads (the worst!). It sounds ridiculous but so many people actually have it! I can’t even look at little holes—it gives me the worst anxiety. Who knows what’s in there???
Love, Kendall
[Via New York Magazine]
“Who knows what’s in there???” SATAN!! No, um… I believe (I guess?) that Trypophobia is a real thing, but do you believe that Kendall really has this? Lotus heads are beautiful, honeycomb is beautiful and pancakes….? So, is just any weird pattern of holes? Is she scared of a weird fabric print that presents as “holes”? So many questions. Well, I guess this phobia isn’t boring. Boring and inoffensive would have been “I’m scared of public speaking” or “I’m scared of flying.” One shining point of uniqueness for Kendall: she’s scared of holes.
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