Here are some photos of our beloved Pinocchio Butt, Khloe Kardashian, out and about in LA. I have no idea how she got those jeans on her body. I’m sure they probably have some elastic and/or they were tailored for her weirdly proportioned body. The Pinocchio Butt is still happening, even as Khloe dramatically slims down everywhere else. I wonder if she’ll ever get the butt implants taken out?
Meanwhile, Khloe is having drama with her boyfriend James Harden. I barely care, so I’ll just say that in the past week, I’ve heard stories about everything from “Khloe wants to have a baby with James Harden” to “Khloe is cheating on James Harden with Lamar Odom but it’s cool because Harden is cheating on Khloe with strippers.” So, God knows. I’m choosing to not engage with Khloe’s relationship drama at this point. But! I still love her mama drama. Khloe made a new video (on her website) called “Kris Jenner Ruined my 16th Birthday.” The story is really funny:
In a new video uploaded to her website Monday titled “Kris Jenner Ruined my 16th Birthday,” Khloe Kardashian recounts the story of how she thought her mom had gifted her a Mercedes … but it actually turned out to be a new car for Jenner herself.
“I remember my mom celebrated my birthday early because she had to do something in Hawaii,” Kardashian says in the video. “And she celebrated my birthday at Spago, which is this really fancy, great, expensive restaurant – great, but when you’re 15 you don’t know anything about Spago and you don’t want to eat fancy food! I want, like, pizza or fried chicken. And so me having some fancy tuna tartar … I’m like, ‘Raw fish? I’m 15, who the f— wants raw fish?’ ”
When her actual birthday rolled around, Kardashian remembers getting a call from security at the gate announcing they had a Mercedes car delivery for the house.
“I was like, ‘Oh my God!’ ” squeals Kardashian, now 31. “I see this car get flat-bedded into my mother’s driveway and I’m calling my mom screaming, like ‘Oh my God, you got me a car for my Sweet 16!’ – and it wasn’t for me. It was actually her car that she bought herself and they delivered it early. Ironically it was on my 16th birthday, so I was a little pissed about that,” Kardashian continued.
[From People]
That’s an amazing way to screw up a 16 year old girl’s birthday. I can’t stand when parents give their 16-year-olds brand new cars (your first car should be a used piece of a crap and/or a hand-me-down), but it’s next-level drama when your parent gifts themselves with a new car on your 16th birthday. That’s just HARSH.
Speaking of cars – and this is NO JOKE – Khloe had a special customization done to her Range Rover. She had it wrapped in black velvet. SERIOUSLY. She paid money to have her Range Rover covered in black velvet. Think about how stupid that is. These people have too much money and too little sense.
Beast!!!!! @selfmaderyan told me to trust him and he didn’t let me down!! Thank you @westcoastcustoms for lacing my range. Yes, he wrapped my truck in velvet and I LOVE it!!! I feel like my car is rocking a Sean John sweat suit ?
A photo posted by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on Sep 28, 2015 at 1:29pm PDT
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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