I don’t know what’s more confusing to me: the fact that I actually enjoyed a Kourtney Kardashian interview, or the fact that Kourtney comes across as almost normal. Kourtney covers (kovers) the October issue of Cosmopolitan for some reason, probably because Cosmo couldn’t get Kim, Khloe, Kylie or Kendall, in that order. And instead of just saying random boring things listlessly, Kourtney actually had some interesting stuff to say. She even commented on Kim’s receipts and Taylor Swift the Snake Emoji. Here are some excerpts from Kourtney’s profile (the magazine hits stands September 6).

On Kim waging a social smackdown on Taylor Swift: “It’s her husband, and he’s family. The truth is the truth, so why not let it be known?”

On whether her children watch KUWTK: “They’ve seen some of it, but no. I was in the shower, he [Mason] woke up, and it happened to be on. He was like, ‘Who is Blac Chyna? And Kiki [Kim] showed Larsa [Pippen] her vagina!’ I was like, this is why they don’t watch the show. Some of the content is just not appropriate.”

On her relationship with Scott Disick: “…the idea of having my family together is amazing, but it’s not the way things ended up. They may end up there. I’m not sure. To me, it’s in God’s hands. If it’s meant to be, then things will line up… We definitely tried for a long time. But relationships are exhausting! Being able to focus on the kids and me right now is good. We say to each other all the time, ‘I’m the coolest ex-girlfriend/baby mama you could ever ask for!’”

On what will happen when Scott or she gets a new girlfriend or boyfriend: “That’s what I don’t know. We’re so not there yet.”

On future children: “I would have more. I could see myself with six kids. I just don’t know what’s in God’s plan.”

[From Cosmopolitan]

I bet Kourtney does have at least one more baby, although it might not be Scott’s. Personally, I’m happy that Scott and Kourtney are done because they never should have been together in the first place. They didn’t love each other, they barely spoke to each other, they annoyed each other and she just kept having babies and ignoring him. That’s not a relationship!

As for this: “It’s her husband, and he’s family. The truth is the truth, so why not let it be known?” Sh-t, I agree with Kourtney. Like, even if you take “the receipts” out of the gossip-Taylor-shade context, I liked Kim more for dropping those receipts because it felt like she was ride-or-dying and protecting Kanye. If it was up to Kanye, the receipts might never have been released, at least that’s what I think. Kim made the decision, she made the plan, and she executed it. The whole incident showed that when the chips were down, Kim would take steps to protect her husband, regardless of the consequences. And yes, the truth is the truth.

Photos courtesy of Cosmopolitan.