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Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande attended last night’s VMAs to perform together – they did Ariana’s song “Side to Side,” and if you paid me to explain/say the lyrics, I wouldn’t be able to. Ariana could have been singing about her janky ponytail for all I know. I’m going to piss off Ariana by focusing on Nicki at the top: Nicki wore this sexy, half-sheer Bao Tranchi gown to the VMAs, and she was easily one of sexiest and prettiest women there. I’ve been enjoying Minaj’s “sophisticated” makeover so much the past few years. Minaj’s date was her boyfriend/fiancé Meek Mill. So many photographers just cut Meek out of the photos, that’s all I’ll say.

As for Ariana…my God, everything about her was annoying last night. Her pre-show interview was done completely to the left side, she tailored her performance so she could sing only on her left side, and how long is she going to do this? Girl, your left side isn’t that much better! You have a complex about this. Her red carpet outfit was Alexander Wang and it didn’t even fit (it was too big), and she changed into lingerie/pajamas for her performance. As for the performance…

It was so stupid, right? It was so stupid that #SoulCycle started trending on Twitter. The idea of making SoulCycle the theme of a performance is… unique. And dumb. And there was a vault there too. Like, a gymnastics vault, on which Ariana climbed and writhed. What was the point? The point, for me, was that I was a little bit embarrassed for Minaj.

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