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I don’t know how you all are spending your Labor Day weekend, but I hope it doesn’t end up like the vacation taken by two young Canadian women who obviously haven’t seen Midnight Express or Brokedown Palace.

Melina Roberge, 22, and Isabelle Lagacé, 28, both from Quebec, embarked on a jealousy-inducing around the world cruise on the luxurious MS Princess. The $15,000 per person, 2-month long trip originated in Southampton, United Kingdom and made stops all over the world, ending up in Sydney. As young women are known to do, the pair chronicled their trip on Instagram. The girls posted pictures from exotic locales including Bermuda, Chile and Peru and one gal even got a tattoo in Tahiti. Yes, they’re idiots, but I am still envious of their travels. Check out some of their adventures.

French Polynesia got us like … ?? #dumbanddumber

A photo posted by @melinar___ on Aug 17, 2016 at 8:07pm PDT

? : means the protection of the traveler ? #indonesiantattoo

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In my top 5 for sure ?? #equateur

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???? #peru2k16

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Unfortunately for the ladies, their trip didn’t just end with a sunburn and a hangover. They were busted after disembarking in Australia when it was discovered that they were carrying 200 pounds of cocaine in their suitcases. That’s about $30 million worth of blow. Another Quebec resident, 63-year-old Andre Jorge Tamine, was also arrested for his role in the smuggling caper. Apparently the Canadian Border Service Agency and the U.S. Department of Homeland Security had their eyes on the trio and notified the Australian police. If you’re going to be locked away in a foreign land, you could probably do far worse than Australia. At least they’ll have great stories to tell in prison.

Collect moments, not things. #Tahiti ??

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I respect animals more than people, we’re the one messing up with the world, not them. ?? #HeLovesMeTooIThink ?

A photo posted by Isza (@belliszaa) on Jul 27, 2016 at 4:40pm PDT

#LosGemelos ?

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