I’m actually at a loss for words. Khloe Kardashian and the Pinocchio Butt cover the new issue of Complex and… sigh. For the love of God, Khloe. Does she really think that people believe she’s al natural? It’s not even the butt implants at this point – the way these sisters jack their faces just makes me sad. Khloe’s haters came out in force and claimed the Complex had done some crazy retouching on these photos, but Khloe posted an original photo and basically, Complex just made some minor edits (like, they made her less shiny), but that’s really what her body looks like. I believe it. I’ve been a Pinocchio Butt Truther since May 2014. Anyway, you can read the full Complex piece here. Some highlights:

Khloe on body image: “I don’t know if I’m ever gonna feel like ‘Daaamn, you look good.’ But I’ve never felt as comfortable in my own skin than I do now.”

On her sisters: “I am a lion and these are my cubs. Don’t f–k with my cubs ’cause I will rip your head off.”

Defending 17-year-old Kylie: “Sometimes things bother her. When it comes to her lips, I knew it was one of her biggest insecurities. She used to always take pictures covering her mouth. I didn’t even know when she first did her lips. It wasn’t noticeable, then it started getting bigger and bigger. I guess that was something she just wanted. I always wanted a boob job and I wear a padded bra all the time.… Kylie might be 17, but from what Kylie has been through and the life she lives, she’s not a normal 17-year-old.”

She claims she didn’t get a boob job: “I went to a consultation when I was 18 and my dad found out and got so mad at me. He died shortly after, and I remember just being like, “Well, he doesn’t want me to do it.” I wear push-up bras anyway. I’m all for stuff if it’s for you. If you want to get plastic surgery, I’m for that, but getting your lips filled in, that’s temporary, too.”

On Kylie’s relationship with Tyga (who is 25): “I think at 16 I was probably f–king someone that was in their twenties, for sure. I wouldn’t say I was even dating, probably just sleeping with them. But again Kylie is not a normal 17-year-old. You’re not gonna say, ‘Hey, so what are you doing this weekend?’ and have her say, ‘Having a slumber party at my girlfriend’s,’ or ‘Going to prom.’ That’s not what Kylie does. Kylie is taking business meetings and bought her first house, or she’s going on a private plane with Karl Lagerfeld to take a meeting. That’s not even what people do in their thirties. It’s a rare circumstance, so let’s treat this as a special case.”

Whether Khloe slut-shamed Amber Rose: “I just feel like it was unnecessary for her to say anything, and I used her own quote back. It was from her talking about when she became a stripper so I’m like, “How are you judging and saying Kylie should have a curfew?” What I thought was crazy was she was telling my sister to act a certain way or have a curfew, but [she wasn’t] doing the same. So just don’t comment. How was I slut-shaming by saying don’t throw stones at glass houses? There was no slut-shaming. I am not one to slut-shame, I have done slutty behavior myself.”

On Kim’s marriage to Kanye: “Kim and I are way more understanding of each other, but Kim being married to Kanye [West] is a completely different Kim. Kim is so at peace with herself… What I love about Kanye is that he wants to build her up instead of take her down. Kim is so gorgeous and also a gorgeous person and people don’t really see that because they’re blinded or distracted by all of this. I think men want to break her down so they can control her.”

On French Montana: “We haven’t dated in a few months. I’m friends with him. I talked to him recently because his best friend was just murdered. He’s a great guy, super funny, a sweetheart.

On being cool with exes: “When you f–k someone, why would you not…. Like, if someone has seen my vagina, I think it’s OK that I say hi and give him a hug hello.”

[From Complex]

There’s so much stuff in this interview, I didn’t even get to the Caitlyn Jenner parts or where Khloe is talking about her mom, Lamar Odom and a ton of other stuff. It’s actually one of the better interviews I’ve read with Khloe – she talks about how hurt she was that Caitlyn didn’t tell her about transitioning earlier, and how weird it is for Kris to be dating younger men, etc.

As for the stuff about Kylie… Bedhead will probably be writing about it today or tomorrow. I personally think Kylie is a really messed up young woman doing permanent damage to her face and body. As for the Tyga thing – in theory, and on a case by case basis, I would not have a huge problem with a 17 year old dating a guy who is, like, 20 or 21. But Tyga is 25, he had a fiancée and he has a child. It’s really messed up.

Photos courtesy of Complex.