Nick Cannon has been wearing a turban off and on for months. It’s a bizarre fashion statement but some of you have said that you’ve seen him with it on X-Factor and that it actually suits him. Nick’s turban has its own twitter account and Nick has retweeted memes about his turban, so he has somewhat of a sense of humor about it. Plus he Instagrammed a video where Kevin Hart told him he hated it. So when comic Dane Cook finally realized that Nick has been wearing a turban and decided to rant about it, Nick took the high road and said he wanted to discuss it with Dane.

Here’s Dane’s post which makes little sense other than conveying his anger that Nick is daring to wear a pink turban with a jewel on it. No wonder this guy has to steal other people’s jokes.

Last night Nick Cannon wore this shit. He put this on his head and he looked in a mirror and he walked away from the mirror without saying to himself, “Hey self mayyyyyybe I shouldn’t look like Zoltan and wear a fuhhhhhking pink turban with one of the infinity stones from Avengers on it.” He went outside and people didn’t stop him and say “Nick Cannon from Americas Best Talents Competition we love you so please remove that from your head please and thank you.” He wore a matching tie and bottom lip lipstick too to match this horrific clothing mistake x10000. This pic makes me so frustrated that I want to delete it already and I think I will because this makes me want to quit Instagram. Don’t get me wrong Nick is a good guy and he and I go way back but I’m gonna have to call Nick out here and say he Cannon’t wear this fuuuuucking thing again. I just opened my fridge and randomly punched into it in utter disbelief. I also just called hammered a nail into my own tire so I could walk into the woods off the side of a rural highway to spit on a birds nest. Ahhhh I’ve been ranting since my Voice of Doom 12 years ago on my website. Follow meeeeeeeee. Hahahaahhaah

A photo posted by Dane Cook (@danecook) on Dec 6, 2016 at 12:51pm PST

And this is how Nick responded, by saying he’d like to educate Dane.

Yo @DaneCook call me so I can explain this Muthafuckin King Business to you!! ???#MoorishMindset #SikhLife #ReconditioningOurCommunities

A photo posted by LORD NCREDIBLE ALMIGHTY ?IkeT? (@nickcannon) on Dec 7, 2016 at 6:37am PST

That’s surprisingly staid from a guy who thinks that Planned Parenthood is a secret eugenics program. So is Nick Cannon Sikh now? If so, he’s picking and choosing what to follow because Sikh followers don’t cut their hair or shave at all. He’s just enjoying his turban and occasionally mixing it up with a knit cap or mohawk. It’s like the turban is his fancy wear and a knit cap is his casual option. I still think that Eva Mendes did it best. Now I want a dress turban so I don’t have to mess with my hair before I go out. This would be great for the gym too. Look how cute some of these are.

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