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Meet my new British Chauffeur tomorrow! ???? on #CarpoolKaraoke ??? pic.twitter.com/dKEExGXg1g

— Madonna (@Madonna) December 6, 2016

Madonna’s Billboard interview was one of her best moments of the year, I thought. I still don’t really know why she was declared Billboard’s Woman of the Year though, considering all she really did this year was finish up her international tour. I mean, she’s still the richest woman in music, but that’s been the case for years. Why is Madge suddenly everywhere right now? I don’t know. But here she is on James Corden’s Carpool Karaoke. This episode was super-hyped for weeks, and all of the Madonna fans were jazzed that she was finally doing it. Considering the sheer volume of hits in her catalogue, I’m surprised by which songs were chosen and which songs were sidelines. They cycle through these songs: Vogue, Bitch I’m Madonna, Papa Don’t Preach, Don’t Cry For Me Argentina (from Evita), Express Yourself, Ray of Light and Music.

A few things: she slips into that stupid faux-English accent when she’s talking about Evita. She hates Corden’s clothes, but she compliments him as being funny and says she thinks the best thing would be to marry a “funny guy.” She tells a story about kissing Michael Jackson. But mostly, this was a boring-ass episode, right? Yikes. Madonna likes to think of herself as the most interesting person in the world, but in reality… she’s just kind of vapid and self-absorbed.

But really, can we take a moment and talk about the craziness of her face? OMG. There’s so much work on display here. I don’t think I realized how much work she’s had done on her lips. And it feels like she doesn’t know how to move her new face at times too, like she awkwardly opens her mouth and tests out an “expression.” So crazy.

Photos courtesy of Twitter, Fame/Flynet.
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