Charlie Sheen (41) announced his engagement to Brooke Mueller (29) a real estate investor. Denise Richards (36), who got dumped by Richie Sambora in Hawaii, said the following with a clenched jaw:

“I am genuinely happy for the two of them,” Richards said. “In fact, I sent them flowers to congratulate them both. I’ve spent time with her, and my girls really like her. That’s all that matters to me.”

Richards is also still being questioned about the breakup with Sambora, because she was trying to get him to marry her, except he wasn’t the sucker Charlie was. She also rejects another report that she hired a matchmaker. “That whole story is false. I did not hire a matchmaker. But,” she adds jokingly, “that’s a great idea, maybe I should.”

Good for Charlie. He deserves a little happiness after being betrayed by the mother of his children. As for Richards, she’s just a sad desperate aging bitter sick woman.

Selita Ebanks, the one-time fiancée of Nick Cannon, has done well in her modeling career. She made it into the top 15 of the World’s Richest Models list. Selita Ebanks and Nick Cannon were engaged but split in October 2007. Selita was once linked to New York Giants defensive player, Osi Umenyiora.

Several media sources claimed that Nick Cannon has married Mariah Carey. The story is here.

Once again, Forbes magazine has compiled its list of the world’s top 15 earning models. The figures are approximated amounts after currency conversions.

Sophie Monk is a beautiful model. She was engaged to Benji Madden until there was a third party involved. Here, she modeled for Men’s Style magazine. She looked fresh and hot.

Suge Knight is fighting bankruptcy by filing lawsuits involving his earrings. Apparently when he was in custody last year, officials didn’t do a good enough job keeping up with his bling-rings. With the economy in the state its in, I figure now is the perfect time to offer up some sound financial advice: If you are experiencing any financial issues, or see any financial issues on the horizon, don’t buy expensive earrings.

Thank God Britney did not make good on her threat to run off and give birth in Namibia, so her baby was born in a nice, unambiguous time zone. Media accounts have Sutton Pierce entering the world around 2:00 AM on September 12 [edited from Sept. 13, which was a typo; the chart was actually cast for the 12th] in L.A. {Source}This gives him a Cancer Ascendant that forms nice sextiles to his Virgo Sun and Taurus Moon.

But honestly, I am a little worried about this kid. With that Cancer Ascendant and his Sun, Mercury and Venus in Virgo, young Sutton is a sensitive soul with a tendency to be anxious and high-strung. His Sun’s opposition to Uranus makes Sutton emotionally volatile, prone to picking up on other people’s emotional energy and getting out of control.

What really troubles me, though, is the daunting grand cross between the Moon (emotions and the mother), Jupiter (growth and expansion), Saturn (responsibilities and the father), and Neptune (fantasies, ideals and delusions). It would seem that SPF II’s larger-than-life, um, life, and the grandiose images posed by his parents, could set up some major obstacles for him in terms of fulfilling his own dreams. When this kid gets reality-checked, it could come down on him hard.

Interestingly, both of Britney’s sons’ Suns fall in her natal 12th house, suggesting that they play a backstage role in her life. See Britney Spears’ birth chart (Astrotheme) She has already spoken of her desire for Sean to have a sibling to keep him company when she brings him along on tour (which is a lot like the logic people use in deciding to get a second cat because they’re gone during the day, rather than have a second child, but whatever). With his Sun, Mercury, Venus and Mars all in Britney’s 12th house, it could be a challenge for Sutton to come out from behind the scenes and find his own way. Sutton’s Mars conjuncts his 4th house cusp, suggesting that he might stay close to home and cling to family ties. (I would have said cling to his mother’s apron strings, but it’s a bit hard to picture Brit Brit in an apron.)

His Virgo planets, Taurus Moon and Cancer Ascendant make Sutton caring, nurturing and concerned about other people. Hopefully he will be able to tap into these qualities without developing a tendency to take care of others’ needs at the expense of his own. With that grand cross configuration, he does have some struggles ahead. And if his parents would appear to be part of the problem, at least they—well, at least Britney—can afford to get him therapy.

The queen of hearts(or controversy) is back in the news but this is not another sensation that would outrage again the Filipino communities. Terry Hatcher was just caught wearing a canary-yellow gown during the 60th Prime time Emmy Awards last September 21, 2008.

funky looking chick is Uffie.  You may have heard her crazy off beat rap music before but if you haven’t, you soon will.  She’s huge in France and slowly making her way over here.  It’s mostly noise and clicks and beeps but I’ll bet anything she’ll be what the “cool

Celebs are usually so weird about showing off their babies. Not Will Ferrell. He took his new baby boy, Mattias, to watch his eldest son Magnus play soccer over the weekend. Thanks for sharing, Will

Winona Ryder is just bizarre anymore, if you ask me. And since you are reading, you did ask me. Anyways, last week she took too many Xanax on a flight and collapsed. This week, she merely lost $125 of Bulgari jewelry. I guess they let her borrow it. If history teaches us one thing about Winona, she doesn’t really know the definition of the term borrow.Anyone spending Christmas morning at the Ryder residence should warn the kids to padlock the stockings this year. Things may get borrowed

Brooke Burke won Season 7 of Dancing With the Stars! In the audience, Brooke Burke’s husband, David Charvet cried with happiness for his wife. Read more on Brooke Burke’s Season 7 DWTS win below.

The judges called Brooke Burke the “sensation of season seven.” On Wednesday night Brooke Burke became the latest “Dancing With the Stars” champion.

Burke, 37, had only one word after clinching the coveted mirrorball trophy: “Unbelievable.”

Burke won the DWTS title over NFL legend Warren Sapp, the first runner-up, and former boy band star Lance Bass, who finished third.

“It’s been an incredible journey,” Burke said moments after her big win. “It’s such an accomplishment, just to try things that you’ve never done before. For me, it’s been an incredible experience.”

Burke and her pro-partner, Derek Hough, were the season-long front-runners, praised by the judges for their impeccable technique and cheered by the fans for dazzling showmanship. Hough, whose sister, Julianne, is a two-time “Dancing with the Stars” champ, seemed to be in shock.

“I actually can’t believe it,” he said. “It’s been tough. It’s been wonderful. It’s been everything I could ever hope for. I can’t believe we actually did it.”

During Wednesday’s finale, Burke earned one final set of perfect 10s from the judges after a heart-tugging waltz to John Mayer’s sentimental song “Daughters.” Burke’s fiance, actor David Charvet, cried in the audience. Even tough judge Carrie Ann Inaba got choked up.