I learned the art of cursing from both my parents, both of whom had/have absolutely filthy mouths. Apparently, they never really edited themselves when I was a baby or a young child, and I often let obscenities fly freely without really knowing what I was saying (I was just repeating what I heard all the time). One of my mom’s favorite stories involves me at like one-year-old, in my little wheeled baby transport thing (I don’t know what it’s called), and I got myself stuck somewhere and I screamed “SH-T!” It just so happens that my mom had about a dozen other moms over to the house at that time. Anyway, it seems like Keira Knightley is raising her daughter Edie the same way. And Keira had a proud moment when her daughter reacted authentically to the election of Donald Trump.

Keira Knightley‘s 19-month-old daughter, Edie, swore the night Donald Trump won the U.S. election. The British actress explained on the Christmas special episode of The Jonathan Ross Show — airing Saturday — that her daughter has been “talking a lot, she’s running, she’s literally repeating everything we say so we’re having to be really careful.”

However, Knightley and her husband, James Righton, experienced a strange moment in the aftermath of Trump’s surprising win. The 31-year-old actress said she brought her daughter into bed with her and her husband in the morning.

“She’s like this watching the television, completely silently and totally still for about four minutes and she rolls over onto her back and she closes her eyes and she goes, ‘F—!’” she said. “I’m very proud.”

The Atonement star also said she’s been busy training her daughter to sit still in preparation for Christmas dinner with their family.

“We’ve actually been testing out and making Sunday roasts to see if she could sit at the table for long enough for the Christmas dinner,” she said. “All that keeps happening is she looks at the brussels sprouts and she goes ‘Ball! Ball!’ and she grabs them and lobs them at you. I’m hoping that doesn’t happen on Christmas day.”

[From People]

What’s sad is that a 19-month-old child realizes how awful Donald Trump is but grown-ass adults don’t realize it. I do feel sorry for all of you parents out there and the tough road you’ve got with trying to explain Donald Trump to your children. Perhaps you too should use obscenities. Like, “He’s a f—king fascist and a g—damn racist and sh-tball misogynist and apparently people like that. Those people are dumbasses.”

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Go, mama!

Grammy Award-winning singer Pink bumps it up in a cute new Instagram clip.

“‘If you want my body and you think I’m sexy, come on sugar let me know….’ – rod stewart #ugh #nananana #gettingit #thisisprobablydangerousorwhatever,” the Just Like Fire hitmaker, 37, captioned the video of her shadow dance featuring her baby bump.

On Monday, the expectant mama posted a funny photo of her pregnancy “rest stop.”

Last week, the proud mama posted a photo of 5-year-old daughter Willow doing diaper duty on her doll.

“Dry Runs,” she captioned the image of her daughter practicing for big sisterhood.

Over Thanksgiving weekend, the expectant mama shared a cute clip of her “turkey dance” on social media.

“Late turkey dance love from The Harts #gratitude #loveyourself #loveeachother #morepie,” she captioned the video showcasing her growing baby bump.

In November, the Grammy Award-winning singer surprised fans with her pregnancy announcement.

“Surprise!” the Raise Your Glass singer captioned the image of her burgeoning belly while getting a hug from Willow.

In May, Pink gushed about motherhood and opened up about the possibility of adding to their family.

“I love being a mama,” the Try singer said. “I made a choice a long time ago that I was going to have a successful family and that is my absolute number one goal in life.”

She added: “I feel like I have two kids right now. I would like a third. No, I want to say that Carey Hart [her husband] is an awesome husband and a really good dad, but he’s also like a second child.”

‘If you want my body and you think I’m sexy, come on sugar let me know….’ – rod stewart #ugh #nananana #gettingit #thisisprobablydangerousorwhatever

A video posted by P!NK (@pink) on Dec 8, 2016 at 10:59pm PST

Meet Viola Forchhammer.

In celebration of Lukas Graham‘s Grammy nomination for the hit single, 7 Years, proud mama Marie-Louise “Rillo” Schwartz Petersen introduced their newborn daughter.

“He’s nominated for 3 Grammys,” Rillo Instagrammed the first family photo.

The Danish hitmaker scored Song of the Year and Record of the Year nominations for the huge hit, 7 Years, plus a further nod for Best Group Performance.

What was the new dad doing when he learned of his three Grammy nominations?

“I was changing my baby’s nappy [diaper] when I was told,” Lukas, 28, told PEOPLE. “I came back in from a truck stop and I was changing a diaper while I was being nominated for a Grammy. So that was a little bit of a strange victory situation right there.”

Lukas wrote 7 Years in honor of his late father, Eugene, who died in 2012.

“It’s just amazing that I wrote a song about becoming a father and now we’re nominated for three Grammys for that song and [Viola’s] with me on tour and everything,” he shared. “My life is slowly but surely coming together, just like I was dreaming it would.”

The singer-songwriter and his high school sweetheart welcomed Viola in September.

He’s nominated for 3 Grammys

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Pippa Middleton became engaged to Terribly Rich™ James Matthews in July. The engagement was treated, in the British press, like a royal engagement, complete with pap strolls showing off the ring. We heard time and time again that James was so very Terribly Rich, and that James had been obsessed with her for years. The PR around it was sort of that Pippa “settled” for love with someone very rich and very in love with her. After that, it really did feel like the Middleton press machine quieted down a little bit. Almost like Carole and Pippa were suddenly aware that they might be in danger of scaring off poor Terribly Rich James. Some wedding details did leak out though, like Carole wants to use Pippa’s wedding as a showcase for Middleton Manor, and that Pippa doesn’t want Kate to steal focus as her matron of honor, and more. But all in all, relative quiet for a few months. It seems like that quiet was just enough to get James to set the date. The Terrible Rich wedding will be in May!

Big details on the big day! Pippa Middleton, who’s engaged to hedge fund manager James Matthews, caught the world’s attention with her figure-flattering bridesmaid dress at Duchess Kate’s 2011 wedding to Prince William. Now, Pippa’s planning her own ceremony, and Us Weekly has all the exclusive details on her date, along with the location, dress and more.

Middleton, 33, and Matthews, 41, will wed on May 20, 2017, at the St Mark’s Englefield in Berkshire, a source tells Us. They’ve already sent the save the dates out, too. After the pair of two years walks down the aisle as Mr. and Mrs. Matthews, guests will travel seven miles away to Carole and Michael Middleton’s home in Bucklebury for the reception. The party will be held in a luxury marquee in the garden, but the entire grounds of their home will be used.

And of course, the fete will be a family affair. “Princess Charlotte is going to be one of the flower girls,” the source continues. “They’re planning for Prince George to be a page boy.” While Duchess Kate won’t be a bridesmaid, she’ll likely do a reading at the ceremony.

We already have a good guess a few more important aspects of the main event. In November, celeb-loved designer Giles Deacon was spotted carrying garment bags into her home, raising speculation that he’ll be crafting her gown. And in September, Middleton visited Lavender Green florist in Chelsea, London, to view bridal bouquets and arrangements. “She was inside looking at bridal bouquet mockups for an hour,” a second insider says. “Very chic, very classic. Think antique, ivory, and a twist like adding lace. She hasn’t picked the final look, but it was important to explore her options before going for bridal gown fittings. She took lots of photos on her phone and was really excited. She has a folder of magazine cuttings and pictures she has taken.”

In fact, the source describes the bride-to-be as a hands-on kind of gal. “Pippa has a specific vision and feels she’s learned enough about planning to get stuck into it herself rather than handing it all over to a planner,” the insider adds. “She doesn’t want it to be too expensive or look gaudy. Classic and elegant are two of the words she used to describe it.”

[From Us Weekly]

I still think it’s gloriously passive-aggressive of Pippa to ask Kate to do a reading. Kate HATES public speaking with a passion. I hope Pippa gives Kate something really long to read. Extra hair tosses! As for the rest of it… a May wedding in the English country sounds nice, but I would worry about rain forecasts, especially with so much of reception being outdoors. While Middleton Manor is a big, fancy property, I also worry that Pippa isn’t going to have the classy, elegant wedding of her dreams if her mother is calling the shots. And trust me, Carole is going to be calling a lot of the shots if she’s the hostess for the reception. Here’s another worry: how will Carole ever have the time to prepare Middleton Manor for Pippa’s wedding while simultaneously running Party Pieces AND running Kate’s household AND being Kate’s “secret weapon?” Carole’s life sounds so exhausting. You know what would make it all worth it? A title!

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News.

Happy Birthday to the Boss! She misses Rachel Marron. She loves Frank Farmer. “I don’t want to talk about this again.”

And for Michelle from your sister Allison – Happy Birthday to the best sister she could ask for! By request, here are Beyoncé, Sting, and Brad Pitt in his prime.

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During the election – such an innocent time – there were so many stories about Donald Trump and Mark Burnett. Burnett is the creator/producer of The Apprentice, and he hired Trump for the show and made Trump a profit participant. It was widely believed that Burnett was a Trump supporter (as in, he supported Trump’s candidacy), and it was also widely believed that Burnett had looked the other way for years as Trump sexually harassed female contestants and made racist remarks on-camera. There were calls for Burnett to release unaired footage from the show, because there were anecdotal stories about Trump’s vile behavior and we needed proof.

In the weeks before Election Day, Politico reported that Burnett actually was not a Trump supporter. An unnamed source claimed that Burnett had long been “privately appalled by the mogul’s crudeness” and that “they made a lot of money together. That’s all.” Burnett also released a statement saying: “Given all of the false media reports, I feel compelled to clarify a few points. I am not now and have never been a supporter of Donald Trump’s candidacy. I am NOT ‘Pro-Trump.’ Further, my wife and I reject the hatred, division and misogyny that has been a very unfortunate part of his campaign.” So you would expect Burnett to wash his hands of Trump, right? Wrong. Trump and Mark Burnett are still in business. The sitting president of the United States is going to be the executive producer and profit-participant on the new season of The Apprentice.

Donald Trump will remain an exec producer on NBC’s “Celebrity Apprentice,” which is returning Jan. 2 after a two-year hiatus with new host Arnold Schwarzenegger. MGM confirmed to Variety that Trump has retained his EP credit on the series. The president-elect’s status on the 15th season of the reality series that made him a household name has been a question since Trump launched his presidential campaign in June 2015. In the credit sequence, Trump’s name will air after that of “Apprentice” creator Mark Burnett and before Schwarzenegger, who is also an exec producer of the new incarnation along with Page Feldman and Eric Van Wagenen.

The larger issue for MGM, NBC, and the White House is the payment that Trump will receive for the series. It’s unclear what his per-episode fee is, but it is likely to be in the low five-figures, at minimum. NBC has ordered eight episodes of “The New Celebrity Apprentice.” Trump’s fees will be paid through MGM, the production entity on the show, not NBC. MGM declined to comment on the financial terms of Trump’s deal. Trump spokeswoman Hope Hicks confirmed that Trump has maintained a financial interest in “Apprentice.”

“Mr. Trump has a big stake in the show and conceived of it with Mark Burnett,” Hicks said. Trump has scheduled a news conference on Dec. 15 in New York to discuss his plans for separating himself from his vast array of business interests after he is sworn is as president.

[From Variety]

Again… how is NBC supposed to cover the president when he’s profiting from their programming? This is insane. We will have a sitting president executive producing a reality show on network television. I will say this though – this is a better explanation for why we haven’t gotten the unaired tapes from The Apprentice. It’s not because Mark Burnett doesn’t “own” the tapes. It’s because even though Trump was thrown off The Apprentice as host, he still has a stake in the property and thus, he partially “owns” the tapes of himself allegedly saying racist sh-t and harassing women. Must be nice to own all of the evidence of your vile behavior.

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Dear Gossips,

At least once a week, for the last two months, I’ve been getting emails from Norwegian gossips about Skam. Skam is the teen TV series watched by 20% of the Norwegian population. That’s more than just teens. Norwegian teens are obsessed with Skam, obviously, but so are the adults…

Expectant mama Marion Cotillard radiated the red carpet at the photo call for her latest film, Assassin’s Creed, in London, England on Thursday (December 8).

The actress, 41, dressed her growing baby bump in a custom Filles A Papa ensemble paired with Giambattista Valli shoes. At the event, she posed for pics with costar Michael Fassbender.

On Wednesday, the costars promoted their new film in Madrid, Spain, and on Monday, the actress radiated the red carpet in Paris, France.

Last month, she rocked the red carpet with Brad Pitt to promote their film Allied.

Weeks prior, Cotillard attended the Los Angeles premiere of Allied alongside Pitt. The pregnant actress looked radiant in a navy Christian Dior maternity dress at the event.

Cotillard and her actor-director beau, Guillaume Canet, 43, are expecting their second child together. They are already parents to 5-year-old son Marcel.

Recently, Cotillard announced her second pregnancy, and slammed rumors that she’s responsible for the breakup between Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Meanwhile, the Fight Club star, 52, has been cleared of child abuse allegations, although his custody battle continues.

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Last weekend cooking up a storm. I’ve been a maniac testing every recipe for #TrueRoots !! And how cute is my shirt? It’s my girl @orlyshani ‘s line @tucandwes ?? #FBF #GreenBeanFries

A photo posted by Kristin Cavallari (@kristincavallari) on Nov 4, 2016 at 8:48am PDT

This is just a reminder that Kristin Cavallari is still around and that People Magazine is still interviewing her at events. Kristin is 29, she has three kids with football player Jay Cutler and she’s made somewhat of a career out of being a mom with questionable advice for other moms, peppered with product placements. Sometimes she sounds sensible though, like in these quotes where she wonders aloud if she needs Botox before the age of 30. At least she’s consistent in being against injectables for herself and not just her vulnerable kids, right? However if you do criticize her about not vaccinating her kids, she’ll say it’s ok because she’s confident in her choices as a mom. Yep.

On people attacking her ‘parenting style’ (they don’t mention shots specifically)
“It’s hard. At the end of the day, I have to remind myself, especially when it comes to my kids, I’m so confident in what I’m doing as a parent, what Jay and I are doing, and my kids are happy and healthy, and that’s ultimately what matters.

“So someone’s going to judge me who doesn’t know me? It is what it is. I can’t get hung up on that. I know what I’m doing is okay. It’s working for us, and that’s all that matters.”

On if she’ll get Botox
“All my friends are starting to get Botox and I’m kind of like, Ahhh. I want to do everything I can to not get it.”

“I’m so boring when it comes to this stuff – I have my go-to.I always just use the same stuff. The ones that I love are Armani foundation, and Armani lashes to kill.”

[From two interviews on People]

It may sound insane that a 29 year-old has friends who are starting on Botox, but this seems to be more common among the monied set on the west coast. I had a friend who lived in San Francisco who got Botox before her wedding at the age of 30. That’s right around when they start. Dermatologists tout it as “preventative” but it’s also more lucrative for them so I would be skeptical. As for Cavallari’s skepticism of science, it’s ok because she’s confident about it and her “kids are happy and healthy.” Emphasis on the last part.

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A photo posted by Kristin Cavallari (@kristincavallari) on Dec 4, 2016 at 1:24pm PST

Happy 1st birthday my sweet little angel, Saylor. I am the luckiest girl in the world to be your mama ?

A photo posted by Kristin Cavallari (@kristincavallari) on Nov 23, 2016 at 1:01pm PST

Destiny’s Child star Kelly Rowland stepped out with son Titan, 2, on Thursday (December 8).

While soaking up the sunshine, the mother-son duo enjoyed a park playdate at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills, Calif.

The Motivation hitmaker, 35, recently shared a snapshot of storybook time with her tot.

“Mornings w/ TJ ‘SPOON!” she Instagrammed the image.

The singer and her husband Tim Witherspoon welcomed Titan Jewel on Nov. 4, 2014.

Kelly is set to release her new book in March, titled, Whoa, Baby!: A Guide for New Moms Who Feel Overwhelmed and Freaked Out (And Wonder What the #*@& Just Happened).

She stated in a press release: “Dr. Bickman and I wanted to create an answer to what to expect after childbirth. No one told me what to expect physically, emotionally, or mentally. The purpose of Whoa, Baby! is to comfort the mother and give her knowledge of what’s going on with her. We cover everything!”

Mornings w/ TJ ‘SPOON!

A photo posted by kellyrowland (@kellyrowland) on Dec 5, 2016 at 8:36am PST

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