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Embattled music superstar Britney Spears appears to have gotten her $h!t together of late, at least in comparison to the Lost Years of 2005-2007.

Embarking on a successful worldwide Circus tour, staying out of the psych ward and taking the kids on vacation in the Bahamas – life’s going well.

There are still glimmers of the crazy, however – and let’s just this incident was the opposite of her famous concert wardrobe malfunction from April.

The celebrity recently sat down for an Elle magazine shoot, a New York Post spy says, and it was a big mess. Literally. According to the report:

"They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes – and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty."

That is so gross. Yet we are not entirely shocked.

If we knew, waking up this morning, that there would be a story going around about a star menstruating on clothes during a photo shoot, Britney Spears definitely would have been our first guess. We would also have called in sick.

On the flip side, at least she didn’t let her dog defecate on the clothes, as she did at an OK! Magazine shoot last year. At least we assume not.