Here is the series of overexcited texts I sent Lainey when I saw the response the Olsens gave to the Women’s Wear Daily reporter who asked them about returning to Full House.

In case there’s any doubt – they are not going to be on this show. There is no chance. They have not made one g…      

Expectant mama Tiffani Thiessen posted a pre-show photo via Instagram Tuesday.

“About to cook on @thetalk_cbs Make sure to tune in today. #dinnerattiffanis #pullupachair Make up by @nicolelburg hair by @michaelduenas styling by @misslricci dress by @cmeocollective,” the Saved by the Bell alum, 41, captioned the image.

“I’m in the last trimester,” Tiffani said during her appearance on The Talk. “You’re at that point in the pregnancy where you just want to wear muumuums and slippers! I’m just going to be honest.”

When the hosts said she is beaming and looks great, Tiffani replied, “You’re sweet.”

The Beverly Hills, 90210 alum, 41, went on to show off her culinary skills.

“My husband fell in love with me because of this dish,” the Dinner At Tiffani’s star said of her husband Brady Smith.

To watch the actress – who is also mom to 4-year-old daughter Harper – share her Braised Tri-Tip Roast recipe, click on the clip below…

Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer were in Vegas earlier this week at CinemaCon to promote The Man From U.N.C.L.E. It comes out in August. And as I mentioned earlier this week, neither star has much heat right now so the marketing team for the movie has to get on it, soon.

Cavill in particular, gi…      

St. Vincent actress Naomi Watts and her longtime love, Ray Donovan star Liev Schreiber, were spotted with their two sons – Sasha, 7, and Kai, 6 – in Brentwood, Calif. on Sunday (April 19).

The family-of-four picked up some fresh produce at their local farmers’ market before picnicking together on the grass. The boys were seen on their scooters, while mom and dad walked on the sunny afternoon.

Earlier this month, we saw the Watts-Schreibers enjoying a bike ride and park playdate.

The mom-of-two, 46, is currently filming Demolition with Jake Gyllenhaal. Meanwhile, Schreiber, 47, continues to play the lead role in the Showtime series Ray Donovan.

Next up, Watts will star in Shut In, a psychological thriller which tells the story of a woman trying to raise her catatonic son on her own, only to suddenly discover a shocking secret about him.

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Doutzen Kroes has one of the best butts in the world. [ICYDK]
Tallywackers could be the new Hooters. [OMG Blog]
Cee Lo Green is back at The Voice? Ugh. [CDAN]
Duchess Kate’s hospital stay will be luxurious. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Is sugar addiction really a thing? [The Frisky]
What is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wearing?! [RCFA]
1Ders are obsessed with this Louis Tomlinson video. [Seriously OMG WTF]

Before I shut down last night I watched the RDJ interview that everyone’s been talking about. He was in London the other day to promote Avengers: Age Of Ultron. The outlet was Channel 4 with journalist Krishnan Guru-Murthy. It’s making headlines because the video is a major cringe. Guru-Murthy st…      

Here are some assorted photos of Kim Kardashian out and about in NYC yesterday. Kim had two costume changes – the covered-up business look in shades of brown and green was earlier in the day, then she went out for a late dinner with Kanye and Ralph Lauren in the black ensemble. I don’t really hate either look. I mean, let’s not kid ourselves, neither look is particularly good or flattering, but it’s not flat-out ghastly either. The brown ensemble sort of makes me think that Kim is now attempting to dress more like Amal Clooney. Like, I could see Amal trying to make that skirt work. As for the black ensemble… I’m all for Kim wearing pants more often, but those are some awful, wrinkly pants. So bad.

As always, there are a bunch of Kimye stories making the rounds. Let’s go through them!

*Amy Schumer says she and Kim laughed about Amy’s prank on the Time 100 red carpet later on in the evening. Schumer threw herself on the ground at Kimye’s feet and the photos were pretty funny, but Kanye did not look amused.

*Kim and Kanye are still suing YouTube cofounder Chad Hurley for posting “exclusive” footage of Kanye’s proposal.

*Kim and Kanye have installed a $35,000 Prima Cinema system in their mansion. The system allows them to screen new releases on the day the films are released, at a cost of $500 per film (for 24 hours).

Oh, and this is just an FYI, since I mentioned the Met Gala and Kimye in the same breath a few days ago – Kim and Kanye are CONFIRMED for the Met Gala on May 4th. Not only are they attending, they’re on the VIP celebrity list. I wonder what monstrosity Kim will wear? Please let it be Givenchy. Riccardo Tisci is such a passive aggressive bitch.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

Did not or could not?

Russell Crowe is currently promoting his directorial debut The Water Diviner. He’s been extra generous with gossip during this press tour. I’m obsessed with the one about Michael Jackson prank calling him. You heard about this? Michael would just ring up Russell’s hotel …      

Here is Hilary Duff’s new Shape Magazine cover. Shape Mag is already being accused of Photoshopping Hilary’s abs, but they look legit enough for me. I appreciate the fact that the magazine didn’t ‘Shop her into oblivion and she looks like herself. In the interview, she talks about diet and exercise, of course. Some highlights:

She hates diets: ”I’d rather have someone pull my fingernails off than hunker down and go on an actual diet. ‘I work out with weighted balls, battle ropes, and big rubber bands. ‘I do this think with a sledge-hammer where I swing it and hit a rubber block, and it gets out all of my aggressions. Everyone is like, ‘Uh-oh, Hilary’s got the hammer – get out of the way!”’

Happiness: ”The key to a happy life is cheese.”

Body image: ”Some days I feel great, others I feel pretty normal, and that’s acceptable”.

[From Shape via Contact Music]

I like Hilary’s figure a lot – she looks realistic to me, like a woman who enjoys solid food and works hard at the gym. Now, can I feel Hilary’s THIRST from here? Always. But she’s pretty harmless.

Meanwhile, TMZ reports that Hilary’s ex-husband (estranged husband?) Mike Comrie is now fighting her for joint custody of their son Luca. Hilary and Mike split up a few years ago, but they genuinely seemed to be working on their marriage and on the cusp of reconciling when Comrie got drunk and offered to pay a random woman for sex. After that, Hilary and Mike split for good and Hilary filed for primary physical custody of Luca, with Comrie only getting “visitation.” TMZ says Comrie “responded to her divorce filing, and is demanding joint custody.” Apparently, they’ve worked out the financial part of their divorce per their prenup and the custody issue is the only sticking point. Hilary is allegedly “worried about Mike’s parenting due to his partying ways.”

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For years, Sia Furler enjoyed plenty of success in her native Australia. She really blew up in the United States after “Chandelier” became a mega hit. Sia has been very outspoken about how she prefers to operate behind the scenes, writing hits for other pop stars. So I don’t know why she chose to take her career to the next level, but I’m happy to hear her on the radio. Much moreso than, say, Ellie Goulding and her breathy lyrics (or most of the other current pop stars without personality). Sia songs have substance. She’s a complicated person, and it shows.

Sia has a few new interviews and appearances. She appeared on Australia’s Sunrise program and forgot her trademark wig, so she wore a tinsel headdress instead. (You can see that performance here.) Sometimes the wig feels stuntqueeny, although I understand the logic behind it. The wig has a new Billboard interview too:

On Kayne: “I think he’s a really interesting artist. This is the truth. I don’t really listen to music. I don’t. I watch television. I find him fascinating to talk to. I rate him as a person. He’s an ideas man. He’s fascinating to have a conversation with. Mostly you’re listening, but it’s fascinating.”

On writing Rihanna’s “Diamonds” in a few minutes: “It literally fell out.”

On her fame: “It’s kind of a disappointing because we can’t do anything. Because I’m a bit famous. I didn’t realize I was so famous. My friends were with me the other day when the paps were at the airport and it was like they all got diarrhoea and I had to explain … you go into fight or flight. You feel like prey and they’re the predator and you’re being hunted. Would you like to spend your life feeling like prey? Probably not.”

The wig: “It’s just like wanting to have a regular life just like a regular person and still be able to make music and sing … but without having to sacrifice just having a regular life, that’s all.”

[From Billboard & Daily Sunrise]

Sia seems to respect Kanye a lot, although it’s funny that she says a conversation with him involves mostly listening to the rapture of Yeezus. You know it’s true! I think Sia is genuinely befuddled by her fame level. She toiled away in the industry for awhile, and the stateside pop scene treats her like an overnight sensation. It must be a difficult adjustment. She’ll have to deal eventually though. There are shades of Shia LaBeouf at work here (he and Sia do collaborate together), but Sia doesn’t sound obnoxious like Shia does.

Photos courtesy of WENN