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I had no desire to cover the Brad Pitt-Jennifer Aniston shenanigans with their “reunion” for charity. They participated in a celebrity script-reading of Fast Times at Ridgemont High last week. All of the old-school Brad & Jen loonies were going crazy about their “flirty” energy and how clearly, they’re back in each other’s lives and everything is amazing between them. Um…

First of all, I think Brad just did it to change the headlines away from the disaster rollout of Nico Mary, his married lover who gives off Instagram-hustler energy. Brad and Nico have not seen each other since late August, and Team Pitt is clearly trying to make everyone forget about how “cool” he is to still “get” 20-something Insta-models. So his team returned to familiar ground: Jennifer Aniston, the favorite wife of the People Magazine crowd. Why does Jennifer keep playing along with this? Aniston gives the impression of now being totally fine with Brad… just because he and Angelina are no longer together. How is that a good look for her?

To be clear, I blame Brad more than Jennifer. Dane Cook was the one who organized this read-along and he told Maria Menounos this week that Jennifer signed on first, and that Brad signed on later. Dane says: “Once his team talked to him, I’m sure it was just like, ‘Here’s already in there so far.’ There was no hesitation, there was no rules, there was no, nothing… There wasn’t anything like… were they not allowed… No! Zero. No drama. They both locked in. What you saw was absolutely what we had hoped.” Ugh. Well, there you go. Who can even pay attention to Instamodels and Make It Right lawsuits now?

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Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt 2020 reunion. ?? pic.twitter.com/sk1lMRPgvU

— jhaneabante_j_a (@fivefingers10) September 18, 2020

It’s Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt reuniting during the “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” table read during this scene ?for me? #FastTimesLive pic.twitter.com/DsqVE1rHVI

— Lesley Hauler (@LesleyHauler) September 18, 2020

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JENNIFER ANISTON AND BRAD PITT BACKSTAGE AT THE MUSICARES PERSON OF THE YEAR DINNER HONORING SIR ELTON JOHN AT THE 20TH CENTURY FOX STUDIOS, CALIFORNIA. 21/02/00 -URW/