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Considering I literally Bump Watch’d Sophie Hunter the other day for merely wearing a really unflattering tent dress, you would think I would be all over this. But I’m not. The Fame/Flynet photo agency decided to Bump Watch Irina Shayk, based solely on these photos of Irina at last night’s red carpet premiere in Cannes. They even drew the red circle around her “bump,” that’s not me doing it.

So Irina knocked up? It isn’t entirely beyond the realm of possibility. She and Bradley Cooper have been together for about a year, and while there are always rumors of a split, I think they’re still going strong. His mother likes her and I think Irina and Bradley are living together now. So it could happen. But I don’t think it is. I think Irina just “dared” to walk onto a red carpet after she ate some bread. Maybe I’m wrong, who knows?

Irina also changed into this Pucci look last night for another event. I’m still not seeing “pregnant” in these pics either.

Irina Shayk wearing an Emilio Pucci dress from S/S 16 during the 69th @Festival_Cannes. pic.twitter.com/aFLSdsuGm7

— Emilio Pucci (@EmilioPucci) May 19, 2016

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
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