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Here are some photos of Michael Fassbender at this weekend’s New York Film Festival premiere of Steve Jobs. I still think his most recent haircut was a HUGE mistake. All of a sudden, I’m seriously worried about his hairline too. I mean, would he still be attractive if he was bald? Sure. Of course. But it wouldn’t be the same.

Guess who came out for the premiere? Alicia Vikander! The last we heard, Us Weekly’s sources said they broke up and Gossip Cop’s sources (Alicia’s publicist) said that they were still happening. Alicia’s presence on the NYFF red carpet means they’re still together. Either that or she’s stalking him. No, they’re almost definitely still together. Chica is really powering through, right? Like, does she have a vision of his-and-her Oscar nominations and walking the awards show carpets together? Because I’m pretty sure that Fassy isn’t That Guy.

Meanwhile, at the NYFF press conference for Steve Jobs, Michael threw some shade/made a joke about Ashton Kutcher. Kutcher played Jobs in the critically-panned 2013 bio-pic (Jobs) and so when Michael was asked about how he prepared for this role, he “smirked” (that’s the word The Guardian used) and said: “I studied Ashton Kutcher.” OUCH. Fassy also reiterated the fact that no one should come to him with technology questions: “I’m not very interested in technology. I use it pretty poorly. So everything was new to me, to be honest.”

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Photos courtesy of WENN.
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