Johnny Depp’s passive-aggressive sniping at his ex-wife would be a lot funnier if we didn’t have evidence that he’s a gaslighting, drunk, abusive jackass. You know what I mean? It would be funny because it’s SO obvious. It’s sort of ridiculous how Depp and his people are still leaking to TMZ and trying to make Amber Heard look bad. They don’t realize that they’re only making themselves look terrible. So, earlier this week, TMZ got some “sources” to talk about how Amber was so, so terrible because she hadn’t donated any money from her $7 million divorce settlement, and that’s why it was so brilliant that Depp was going to donate the money on her behalf, right? Except that Amber’s lawyer came out and said, oh right, Depp hasn’t coughed up the settlement money yet and the lawyers are still finalizing everything. And now TMZ has a new story. They’re trying so hard to make Amber sound like the bad guy.

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard finally hammered out their divorce settlement, and the charities she promised to fund will get their cash … with a slight delay. Sources connected to the exes tell us Johnny will pay Amber $6.8 million — that’s the $7 mil originally agreed upon, minus the $200k he already donated to the ACLU and Children’s Hospital L.A. in her name. We’re told she’ll get all the money within about 12 months.

Amber will then follow through on her vow to donate ALL of her settlement dough. We’re told she’ll make multiple payments to CHLA and the ACLU … with the plan being to pay the full amount by the end of 2018. Sources not connected with Amber are scoffing, saying they don’t think the charities will ever get the money.

Bottom line — Johnny will get a charitable tax write-off for $200k, Amber will write-off her $6.8 mil worth of donations … and they can both put the nightmare marriage and divorce behind them.

[From TMZ]

Jesus Christ. “Sources not connected with Amber are scoffing, saying they don’t think the charities will ever get the money.” GEE I WONDER WHO THOSE SOURCES ARE. Basically, Depp’s lawyers have worked it out so the Scarf Monster will be paying Amber’s divorce settlement directly to her in installments over the course of a year, and Amber has promised to donate the money to the ACLU and Children’s Hospital in installments as it comes in. And Amber is being painted as the bad guy by TMZ because…??? Because she doesn’t already have the money in her hands to donate right now, because Depp has withheld it?

Also: Amber was in LA this week, and she was spotted out with a “mystery man.” That’s how this guy was described for a day, until someone finally ID’d him: the guy is country singer Mark Wystrach, and he and Amber dated back in 2007. So, she was in LA and she had dinner with an ex (who was not Johnny Depp). You can see the pics here.

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