Johnny Depp will get his own Dior scent: smells like scarves & patchouli?

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Johnny Depp is back in Queensland, Australia. He returned without a fight, which is surprising. To make amends for the dreadful debacle known as Terriergate, Johnny posed with some locals including these police officers. Look at his EYES. He’s excited but not off the hook yet. Customs officials didn’t take any chances and searched his plane for an hour. Can you imagine searching for dogs amongst a dozen scarf-filled suitcases? Rough.

Johnny’s really trying to win back Australian hearts. He’s always been nice to fans, but he’s going the extra mile by wandering around beaches and never breaking character. A lady named Kaylynn Marie posted this picture her Facebook page. She rushed out of her home in pajamas and waited for Johnny for an hour. The Aussie media is all over this story.

Now for some fun because I could use some lighthearted scarf humor. Johnny will have his own men’s fragrance for Dior! Because Dior pays crazy money, and Johnny may not be making $20 million per movie for much longer:

The partnership between Dior and Depp is “a major first” for both, according to a Dior press release — it will be their debut men’s fragrance as well as Depp’s inaugural time fronting a beauty product. The scent, composed by Francois Demarchy, will arrive (along with the sure-to-be Depptacular advertising campaign) in September.

More and more, famous dudes are fronting fragrance ad campagins — think Colin Farrell for D&G Intenso, Theo James for Boss Parfums, Scott Eastwood for Davidoff Cool Water or Michael B. Jordan for Axe. And it makes sense, as you want to get close enough to all those guys to get a sniff of their cologne.

Depp’s scent, however, seems a little harder to pin down.

[From People]

Seriously, y’all. I can’t imagine anyone wanting to smell like Johnny Depp. The scent’s top notes will include crushed patchouli leaves, moustache wax, and rat-chewed hats. The base will evoke leather bracelets and dirty scarves wafting in the breeze. This could be the fall of the house of Dior.

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