If you couldn’t tell by my post yesterday, I’m utterly mystified by the media drama surrounding Karrueche Tran’s “breakup” with Chris Brown. Chris Brown fathered a baby girl, Royalty (!!), with a side-piece model named Nia. This happened nearly a year ago! Royalty Brown is nine months old, y’all. And all this time, Chris and Karrueche have been doing their stupid “drama,” their makeup-and-breakup cycle, in which he continuously dumps her and she keeps coming back for more. But sure, now we’re supposed to believe that Royalty Brown is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

TMZ reported that Karrueche “was in the dark” about Royalty up until this week. Karrueche and Nia did party together, back in the day, but Karrueche had “no idea” that Breezy was tappin’ that and impregnatin’ that. TMZ’s sources say Karrueche and Breezy “had a blowout fight a week ago and weren’t speaking, but he tried calling her after the story broke … she did not pick up.” Also: Karrueche is telling people that she was actually looking for a way to cut ties with Chris. Sure. She’s really hellbent on playing it like that, because yesterday, People Magazine published this story:

Chris Brown has yet to publicly confirm reports that he’s a father, but his longtime girlfriend Karrueche Tran is already moving on.

“Chris is still trying to get ahold of her and is calling and texting nonstop,” says a source close to Tran, who added the singer initially denied the baby was his. “She’s not answering and doesn’t have any plans to in the near future. She doesn’t want any part of the drama.”

And though Brown, 25, and Tran, 26, are infamous for their on-and-off relationship, “they’ve been pretty solid for the past year or two,” says the source, which means “he likely cheated on her.”

After being “totally blindsided” when the news broke, the model partied with pals – including Christina Milian – Wednesday night at Warwick in Hollywood after grabbing dinner at Hyde Sunset Kitchen + Cocktail.

“She was hanging out with her friends, casually drinking cocktails and dancing,” says the source. “She was in amazing spirits.”

While the pal says Tran is “completely mortified” by the situation, she “is honestly trying to leave it behind her and move on with her life. She’s seeing it as an opportunity to start fresh.”

[From People]

I see you leaking your business to People Magazine, girl. Karrueche really, really wants people to know that Chris is going crazy and trying to get in touch with her and that she’s moving on and she’s a strong woman, blah blah blah. And yes, of course he was cheating on her. He cheated on her ALL THE TIME. When he was with Rihanna, he was cheating on Rihanna WITH Karrueche. When he was Karrueche, he was cheating on her WITH Rihanna (and about a million other women).

Oh, and TMZ also says that Royalty is definitely Breezy’s baby and that the DNA came in recently. Royalty Brown, y’all. ROYALTY BROWN.

Photos courtesy of WENN.