Fittings

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Mar 25, 2015 at 4:37pm PDT

Do you realize we haven’t had a stand-alone Kim Kardashian post all week, until now? See, we can do (relatively) Kardashian-free weeks. Sort of. I mean, Bedhead talked about Sock Kardashian and I talked about Jaime King defending Kim, but we really haven’t talked much about her – just by herself – in a week. Yay.

So, let’s get to it. The above photo is from Kim’s Instagram from a few days ago. She was still blonde. She was still wearing revealing clothing. What else is there to say? Eh. Kim recently sat down with THR to give her “five tips” for Instagramming – go here to read. The only interesting thing I saw was that Kim claims she doesn’t have any kind of social media coordinator, that she’s posting all of her photos herself and that she “doesn’t do filters.” So brave. Meanwhile, Us Weekly had this story:

You’ll never catch Kanye West with a selfie stick! When it comes to taking pictures of himself and wife Kim Kardashian, the “Only One” rapper, 37, requires a professional shutterbug. As revealed in the March 30 issue of Us Weekly, West hired a personal photographer to follow him and his reality star love around New York, London, and Paris, where they made several Fashion Week stops in February and March.

“The photog takes thousands of shots a day, and Kanye pores over almost all of them,” a source close to the hip-hop star told Us. “He’ll point to a picture of himself standing on a desk and be like, ‘This will go down in history.’”

He’s equally involved in his wife’s styling, the source said. While the picture-taking is left to the pros, the picture-staging is all him.

“Kanye will breeze into a store and immediately start pulling looks for Kim to try on,” the insider toldUs of the self-proclaimed “creative genius,” dad to 21-month-old North. “He likes to pose her after he’s picked out her outfits. He gets completely in the zone.”

[From Us Weekly]

Part of me thinks it’s sort of sweet – no judgment – that Kanye takes such an interest in Kim’s clothes and that it’s something they obviously like to share. Another part of me thinks that it’s sad that their biggest shared interest is being narcissistic, self-involved, superficial monsters. Think of how much time and energy Kim and Kanye put into “maintaining” their status as narcissistic famewhores – imagine if they put that energy into better use.

And finally, here are some photos of Kim out with North West yesterday. North and Penelope Disick were going to their dance class! And I feel like North is starting to exert her will a little bit. North wants to wear pinks and whites to dance class, not black. Oh, and Kim dyed her hair back (it literally took me an hour to realize that).

Photos courtesy of Instagram, Fame/Flynet.