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Kontour!!!! Not finished with my make up yet but wanted to share a pic of some contouring make up tricks!

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Mar 30, 2015 at 3:11pm PDT

Kim Kardashian posted this photo ^^ on her Instagram yesterday because she wanted to spread the gospel of contouring. CB is always trying to educate me about makeup because I really don’t know what I’m talking about (I wear makeup very, very rarely). I think for Kim, “contouring” is code for “trying to make my tweaked face look like it’s not made of plastic.” Or maybe I’m wrong, because Kim does love that plastic Barbie look. Literally. She would love to be as hairless and manufactured as possible. Anyway, I think whatever is going on with Kim’s nose is ridiculous.

Meanwhile, on Sunday night’s episode of KUWTK, Kanye apparently lashed out at Kim’s trainer. The trainer had told her that her dream of getting back down to 120 lbs was a pipe dream, basically. So Kanye went and yelled at the trainer. Which… eh. Does Kanye really care about Kim’s weight? One of the few things I liked about their relationship was that Kanye seemed to prefer Kim when she’s a little bit heavier. I guess not.

Kim also posted some cute photos of North going on an Easter Egg Hunt. That was one of my favorite things when I was a kid! What is it about Easter Egg Hunts? They’re amazing. I’d much rather hunt for eggs/candy than dress up for Halloween.

Northie was so proud of all of the eggs she found! She wouldn’t stop talking about it all night! ????????????

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Mar 30, 2015 at 9:26am PDT

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Kim’s Instagram.
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