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Kim Kardashian wore a crop-top, but it’s not really as bad as you think. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Justin Bieber’s tour of contrition went to The Tonight Show. [LaineyGossip]
Amanda Seyfried took a walk without her beautiful dog. [Popoholic]
Mrs. Universe talks Stephen Harper to task. [OMG Blog]
Colin Farrell says he’s been single for five years. [Wonderwall]
Carrie Underwood’s dog locked the baby in the car. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Blind item about a singer… sounds like Ariana Grande. [CDAN]
A fish got way too excited to meet Pres. Obama. [Jezebel]
CB thinks Robert Pattinson looks hot with a beard. [ICYDK]
Mike Huckabee seriously wants to outlaw vaginas. [The Frisky]
Sofia Vergara as Peggy Bundy = kind of awesome. [Seriously OMG WTF]

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