Kim Kardashian’s velvety dress at Paris haircare launch: unflattering or cute?

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Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian launching the ‘Kardashian Beauty Hair’ line at Marionnaud in Paris yesterday. Her dress is all one piece, in case you were wondering. There’s a cut-out at the waist and the top and bottom are connected at the sides, then there’s a tie-back. Overall, this kind of dress is made for someone built like Taylor Swift. We’re supposed to be able to see the cut-out, and the faux-bandeau is supposed to “sit up” a lot higher than we’re seeing on Kim. So, basically, another styling failure. Why does Kim always make it so complicated? Granted, it’s more difficult to dress someone curvy AND short. But Kim makes it so much harder on herself. Here’s my something nice: I don’t hate the fabric at all. If this had straps and no waist cut-out, this might have been a good look.

Here are some other Kimye stories percolating through the system:

*There was a rumor that Kim and Kanye were going to renew their vows in Paris. We’re coming up on their first wedding anniversary and while I’m sure it’s going to get crazy and superficial, Gossip Cop says that Kimye will not be renewing their vows in Paris. Sad.

*I’m starting to wonder what Kim and Kanye will wear to the Met Gala. They’ve gone to the Met Gala two years in a row – I’m sure they’ll be going this year. And I’m sure that Kim’s dress is going to be hideous.

*Various media outlets are running “exclusive first looks” at Kim’s book of selfies. These first looks are nothing special if you spend any time looking at Kim’s Instagram.

*You know how Kim and Kanye had North baptized in Israel this week, and Kimye went to dinner with the mayor of Jerusalem and there were photos? Well, “ultra-orthodox” media outlets edited Kim from the photos. Because she’s a p0rn star. Seriously.

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