Last year, Shia LaBeouf allegedly got into a physical altercation with his girlfriend, Mia Goth, while they were in Germany. They had been drinking – or perhaps only Shia was drinking – and as they left a German bar, they began to have a verbal argument which escalated into a physical fight. Reportedly, Mia had a black eye the next day. Shia also admitted to getting physical with Mia in a video made right after the incident – Shia basically blamed Mia for the incident, saying she provoked him. It was a really disturbing incident and many of us hoped that Mia would bolt. She did not. Within days, it seemed, Mia and Shia were back together. While they don’t get photographed as consistently as they used to, I’m pretty sure they’ve been together this whole time. And now it seems like they got married. They eloped in Las Vegas. Always a good sign.

Shia LaBeouf tied the knot with his longtime girlfriend, Mia Goth, in a Las Vegas ceremony that was NOT traditional … TMZ has learned. The couple got hitched at Viva Las Vegas, a chapel known for themed weddings. Some of the options include Elvis and Alice Cooper packages, or the more generic gangster and gladiator themes… looks like they went with the Elvis and Hawaiian themes.

They also offer traditional weddings, but no one would expect that from a guy who watches marathon sets of his own films … for the sake of art. Shia and Mia started dating in 2012, after meeting on the set of “Nymphomaniac: Volume II.” They made headlines for a public fight in Germany in July of 2015. Goth was seen wearing an engagement ring back in March.

Mia hitched a ride with Elvis in a pink Cadillac to the ceremony, and from the sound of it, planning the wedding was a lot easier than the honeymoon…

[From TMZ]

I’m including the TMZ video of Mia heading to the chapel, being driven by Elvis. Here’s the thing: I’m not judgy about elopements. I’m missing the bride gene too, and the thought of planning a wedding makes me break out in hives. I get it. Why not elope? But with Shia and Mia… it just feels like they make very bad decisions separately and together. This will end in heartbreak… or worse.

Also, her voice is super-annoying. I feel like she could play one of the women in Charles Manson’s “family.”

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