Dwayne Johnson was hanging out with his adorable daughter, Jasmine, over Labor Day and decided that eight months old was a good enough time for her to learn a few #RocksTruths, which is something I just made up. Possibly alluding to his beef with Vin Diesel, DJ laid out his philosophy on hard work, dignity and respect to Jasmine. Wanting to show that she, too, gave a sh-t about those things, that’s exactly what she did – she poo’d on Forbes highest-paid actor while using his head as a bongo.

Its Labor Day. One of my favorite holidays as we celebrate the blue collar American worker and their contributions to our country thru labor and sweat. In the spirit of Labor Day, I had an amazing philosophical conversation w/ my baby girl about the value of hard work and how respect is given when it’s earned. I told her, “Baby girl when you grow up, you get out there and dent the universe thru hard work and sweat. And always make sure you do it in a positive way with class, dignity and respect”. She responded by poo’ing on me in this moment as she plays her favorite game, “Drum time on daddy’s big head”. It was a good talk.? #HappyLaborDay #TheJohnsons #GoodTalksWithDaddy

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Look at that child. I am not much of a baby person but sweet jay-sus that little girl is gorgeous! Having raised two of these urchins myself, their faces say everything – she is wondering what the hell that sound was and he knows exactly what it was.

Also on DJ’s Instagram, in which one can get lost fairly quickly, he recently posted a Jumanji update, which , as you know, DJ and some other credible people are re-making. I don’t generally have a problem with remakes, sequels or retellings but even I raised an eyebrow at why we would need a new version of Jumanji. I might have my answer:

EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK: Concept art of my #JUMANJI character. “The Smoldering” Dr. Bravestone. (not sure where my pecs went;). This is gonna be fun.. Me, @kevinhart4real, Jack Black, @NickJonas and the Ginger Assassin @karengillanofficial can’t wait to “play the game that plays you”. #JUMANJI #DrBravestone #KingOfTheSmolder #TheAdventureContinues ? * JUMANJI Costume Designer Laura Jean Shannon

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Okay, Dr. Arms – you have my attention. He’s working that shirt hard enough to make me consider seeing this thing. That and #justiceforterriblecgianimals.

Before we are gifted with Jumanji, though, DJ’s next film is Moana, in which he voices the demi-god Maui. The part required him to sing. So to whom did Lin-Manuel Miranda, who wrote the music, turn to for Maui’s inspiration? DJ’s own alter-ego, The Rock. Part of his schtick as his villainous WWE character was to bring out a guitar before his round and sing insults either to the city or his opponent. According to Miranda, he watched a supercut of The Rock’s ballads for both vocal range and charisma. Great, now I’m expecting a Rock Bottom and People’s Elbow to a shark or something.

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