Prince Harry and the Duchess of Sussex have been extremely quiet since Christmas. Harry was seen on the royal Boxing Day shoot, and Meghan allegedly joined the Queen and Duchess Kate for lunch with the shooting party. But after that, Meghan and Harry either went to their country estate rental in Cotswold, or they went on some kind of babymoon out of the country. We know when they’ll be back though – Meghan and Harry are due to make their first 2019 engagement next Monday, the 14th. They will spend the day in Birkenhead, Merseyside, where they will unveil a plaque honoring poet Wilfred Owen, then meet with veterans and women recently released from prison.

All of that would have been thought out and coordinated and planned very specifically. Unfortunately, they still haven’t found a way to control Meghan’s rogue relatives. Thomas Markle decided to spend the first weekend of the new year sh–ting all over his daughter and her husband. Thomas sat down with The Sun for what I can only assume was another paid interview. You can read the nonsense here – he doesn’t make any sense, and I actually laughed out loud a few times because Thomas is either the most illogical man in the world, or he’s the thirstiest. Or both. This is the section that made me laugh:

“This whole thing should have been one of the proudest moments of my life. Now it’s like a dream that has turned into a nightmare. The royals and Meghan can help end this nightmare by simply giving me a call. To this day, I cannot think of anything I’ve done to deserve how I’m being treated now. I’ve been a good father I’ve done nothing wrong. Axe murderers kill 19 people and their daughters still come and visit them in prison. It’s just incomprehensible for Meghan to treat me this way.”

“I’ll keep talking and I’ll probably get louder. Meghan and Harry’s silence empowers all the crazy tweets and insults against me and my family.” Thomas admits he has made mistakes in the past, but said he is keen to make amends. He also hopes for an eventual first meeting with Harry. But today his message to him is: “Man up and get over it.’ If I’m the first person who’s insulted you or hurt your feelings, you’ve got a long way to go. He’s human just like the rest of us. I feel that he feels he is above everyone else and that he has a right to talk down to people. And I cannot accept that. It feels like arrogance.”

[From The Sun]

“To this day, I cannot think of anything I’ve done to deserve how I’m being treated now,” he says in his 20th paid interview in the past year, after he and his unhinged daughter organized paid photoshoots with a paparazzo ahead of the wedding, even though Meghan and Harry warned him about all of it. He could have been brought into the fold. HE f–ked it up with his lies and his instance on selling out his daughter. For the British papers to still give him money for these exclusive interviews is just…bad business. It’s also “helping a toxic parent publicly abuse his daughter, who has made it clear that she wants nothing to do with him.”

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