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Well, well. Just so you know, I’m not one of those people hoping for a Tiddles reconciliation. Tom Hiddleston may or may not have dumped Taylor Swift in September – I believe he did, in fact, do the dumping – but I feel strongly that there will be no Tiddles 2.0. HER fans might want it, but his fans? The fans that didn’t abandon him following the super-embarrassing Tiddlebanging World Tour don’t want a Tiddles reunion. I think Tom knows it would be a disaster of epic proportions. Which is perhaps why he’s trying to let people know that he enjoys the company of other women. Tom was spotted out with a mystery blonde in Hampstead yesterday:

EXCLUSIVE: Tom Hiddleston steps out with Taylor Swift lookalike https://t.co/2bq1SUH6rC pic.twitter.com/uuN5uLG0zS

— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) November 14, 2016

To me, this young woman does not look like Taylor Swift whatsoever, no matter what the Daily Mail believes. She also looks… young. Not jailbait, but early 20s. Taylor turns 27 years old in December. So it begins… Taylor has already reached an age when her exes move on with someone younger. I’ll say something nice to Taylor: if Tom is dating someone in her early 20s, he’s the one who looks foolish. Almost as foolish as he looked dating you. (Whoops, that wasn’t so nice after all.)

Meanwhile, I keep forgetting that we’re going to get another major Hiddlesblitz in the new year. Kong: Skull Island comes out on March 10, and everyone is really hoping that this is hit. Which means the Dancing, Prancing Tommy Hiddles is going to be out in full force on the promotional trail. I’m just spitballing, but does anyone else think that Taylor will be releasing her album around the same time? LOL. Also: my guess is that he’ll even be given a prime presenting slot at the Oscars. And you know how Taylor Swift loves the Vanity Fair Oscar party. So… some gossip to look forward to. The studio released two more teasers ahead of the second trailer:

He’s King around here. Three days. #kongskullisland pic.twitter.com/c6fbP3vsDm

— Kong: Skull Island (@kongskullisland) November 13, 2016

There’s nowhere to hide. Two days. #kongskullisland pic.twitter.com/6EvdWTn1a8

— Kong: Skull Island (@kongskullisland) November 14, 2016

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