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The look on Kanye West’s face is totally “When Dressing Your Kardashian Real Doll Goes Wrong.” As I said earlier, I’m sort of thankful for Kim Kardashian and Kanye right now because they’re getting us over a particularly bad gossip-slump. While I apologize for all the Kardashian-fashion posts today, I’m sort of sorry not sorry. To be fair, Kim did like five major costume changes in 24 hours in Paris, so why not cover each disastrous fashion moment at a time? It’s educational for her, maybe.

So these are photos of Kim and Kanye out in Paris last night, at a dinner to celebrate Balmain’s new collection. Kim’s cowgirl ensemble is Balmain, obviously. And it is an unmitigated tragedy. I wonder if Kim had to be convinced to wear this, or if she saw it and thought, “Yes, that looks amazing.” There is actually fringe on the sleeves, because Balmain is trolling all of us, Kim specifically. Is this better or worse than the pink-nude Fisherman’s Ho dress which she wore earlier in the day?

As for how loved up Kim and Kanye seem lately, Kim says on a new KUWTK promo that they’re having sex “500 times a day.” Kanye said something similar in an interview last week too – that they’re trying to conceive naturally all the time. Allegedly, they’ve been trying for months now.

I’m also including some photos of Kim and Kanye out today in Paris (the photos of Kim in all-black). They went shopping at the Balenciaga store.

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Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News.
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