OK, so we’re all pretty familiar with every inch of Jordan’s body, but we don’t need to be reminded of it when we’re just going about our business, nibbling a digestive biscuit that we nicked from someone’s desk. The first rule of leggings is that you simply must – must – wear them with something that covers your, um, area – otherwise, the curse of the camel toe will befall you. Unfortunately, Jordan’s taste for T-shirts that clearly aren’t made for anyone over the age of five means that this is impossible – especially when so much time and thought also needs to go into matching her clothes to her earrings, bag and flip-flops (and no, we don’t know why her feet are bandaged either). So, stare at this picture for a few seconds and then try to move on and forget you ever saw it, yeah?jordan