On this episode of Show Your Work, now that The Last Dance has concluded, Duana and I unpack all the work that went into those Chicago Bulls championships and the work that did – or didn’t – go into this docuseries. No doubt it was entertaining. And it was definitely super gossipy. But that’s just i…

There’s been plenty of self-distance divorces (and a few hookups), but Lisa Kudrow is not one of them. She told Jimmy Kimmel that she and her husband are apart for their 25th anniversary because they were quarantining together in Palm Springs and it got too hot, so she went back to LA while he staye…

Over the last year and a half, as the British tabloids have stepped up their attempts to discredit Prince Harry and Meghan Markle of House Sussex, in part by clearly shooting stars and sunshine up House Cambridge, Catherine Cambridge has repeatedly been held up as the Best Duchess Ever. And, certain…

Lili Reinhart & Cole Sprouse are over (again). [LaineyGossip]
This is why Jimmy Fallon was being cancelled this week. [Dlisted]
Kourtney Kardashian took her kids to Utah when the parks reopened. [Just Jared]
Julianne Moore usually looks pretty awesome at Cannes. [Go Fug Yourself]
Americans continue to be idiotic about vaccines. [Towleroad]
Here’s a good horoscope for Gemini Season. [OMG Blog]
Martin Freeman has a gift for finding compelling TV shows. [Pajiba]
One of the big reasons why Amy Klobuchar should not be VP. [Jezebel]
This could have been the plot of The Empire Strikes Back? [The Blemish]
Flea (from Red Hot Chili Peppers) has a full CV of acting jobs. [Seriously OMG]

Months after leaving Marvel and his Doctor Strange sequel, director Scott Derrickson has landed a new project—the sequel to the beloved 1986 David Bowie classic Labyrinth (I suppose this now supplants the previous iteration being written by Nicole Perlman). Perhaps this can be the gothic horror fant…

I had a C-cup bra size when I was about 14 years old. By the time I got to college, I was a DD-cup. Now I’m (gulp) a DDD-cup. So having dealt with a large bust for my entire adult life, I’m here to tell you… it’s not all bad or all good. Clothes don’t fit the right way, because most clothes are made for B-cup women. My back and shoulders hurt sometimes because of my bras. But all in all, I do like my boobs. I just don’t get why women would pay to have much-bigger boobs in general though. Like, if an A-cup lady goes to a C-cup, that I understand. But those implants combined with pregnancy and breastfeeding… I’m sure it’s just a mess. Well, Chrissy Teigen is getting her implants taken out. For reasons:

Chrissy Teigen is removing her breast implants.

“I’m getting my boobs out!” Teigen, 34, wrote on Instagram Tuesday, alongside a topless modeling shot with heart emojis covering her breasts. “They’ve been great to me for many years but I’m just over it,” the mother of two explained in the caption of her decision. “I’d like to be able to zip a dress in my size, lay on my belly with pure comfort! No biggie!”

“So don’t worry about me! All good,” Teigen added in her Instagram caption. “I’ll still have boobs, they’ll just be pure fat. Which is all a tit is in the first place. A dumb, miraculous bag of fat. ??”

The cookbook author revealed earlier on Tuesday on Twitter that she would be undergoing surgery soon. Fans became curious after she shared a video of herself getting tested for the novel coronavirus (COVID-19). “Everyone in LA can get tested for free. I’m having surgery and had to. I’m sorry if this offends you,” Teigen responded to a critic on Twitter, without going into further detail about what surgery she is having.

[From People]

First of all, is this the moment to have elective surgery to remove implants? Probably not. While hospitals are not as slammed as they were in March and April, hospitals and medical facilities are still trying to get a handle on the coronavirus, and people are still being discouraged from elective procedures like this. As for removing her implants… 1) I think she would be very surprised by how much she dislikes her post-implant breasts and 2) I bet she is getting some fat-injection implant replacement surgery, probably alongside some kind of breast-tuck and tummy tuck/lipo. Just my theory!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

When someone refers to a hairstyle as a “shag”, my mind immediately associates with Winona Ryder because that’s my generation – Winona, as “Lelaina Pierce”, in Reality Bites. She is what defines a “shag” for me. You may have a different shag in mind. Meg Ryan, for example. And, interestingly enough,…

When someone refers to a hairstyle as a “shag”, my mind immediately associates with Winona Ryder because that’s my generation – Winona, as “Lelaina Pierce”, in Reality Bites. She is what defines a “shag” for me. You may have a different shag in mind. Meg Ryan, for example. And, interestingly enough,…

A source is speaking out about Ben Affleck’s relationship with Ana de Armas! https://t.co/2OI7mWzLD2

— JustJared.com (@JustJared) May 27, 2020

Ben Affleck will always tell on himself with the sourced quotes his people leak to the press. Do you remember when Lindsay Shookus was said to be a stabilizing force in Ben Affleck’s life, to the point where she was like a sober coach keeping him away from other people drinking? Why does it always fall on Ben’s partner to be an influence on him and to save him from his demons? Jennifer Garner served that role for years. Well don’t worry, Ana de Armas is a great influence on him too.

“They are enjoying their time together,” a friend of Affleck tells PEOPLE in this week’s issue. “He makes her laugh and she’s a great influence. They safely visit with his family and he works to make sure he is healthy and present for his family. His priority will always be his children and making that work.”

[From People]

I said all there is to say about that. The latest photos of Ben and Ana are exclusives, but you can see them on JustJared. Interesting that Ben and Ana are only getting photographed by the one agency who happened to have the pictures of them in Costa Rica, almost as if they know where to be. Meanwhile these photos of Ana out shopping in Venice with a friend aren’t exclusives, but don’t worry, she Facetimed Ben so that the paparazzi could see. That’s her friend’s toddler obviously.

photos credit: Backgrid

Remember when Donald Trump claimed he was being tested constantly for the coronavirus? I never believed it at the time, but I bet he’s had several test over the past three months, and maybe he’s even gotten the coronavirus antibody test too. My question: do you think Queen Elizabeth has ever been tested for the virus or for the antibodies? It just feels like everyone assumes that the Queen managed to slip away from the pandemic without catching the virus, but hell, she was in the viral soup of London in mid-March too. Of course, there’s still no real confirmation on the virus’s mutations and whether people can get different versions of the virus. I bring this up because I honestly wonder if the palace and royal protection officers will truly be able to keep Ol’ Liz on lockdown for the rest of 2020. This kind of system described by the Sun does not seem like the best plan for the next seven months:

The Queen’s closest servants are working three-week shifts in isolation away from their families, The Sun can reveal. The 24 staff are allowed to spend two weeks at home, a third week in quarantine and are tested for Covid-19 before resuming work. And it is feared the royal lockdown may be extended indefinitely to protect the 94-year-old monarch and Prince Philip, 98.

The Queen has been surrounded by a team of hand-picked staff at Windsor Castle since restrictions were imposed nine weeks ago. The extensive precautions to keep her safe from coronavirus can now be revealed.

Her band of 24 are split into two teams of 12 who work “three weeks on, three weeks off”. Every member has to be tested for Covid-19 and their temperatures taken before they can start their next three-week shift.

Last month, The Sun revealed ex-Royal Navy officer Tony Johnstone-Burt, the Master of the Household, had described the protective ring as “HMS Bubble”. The tight ring of protection — which has increased from 22 to 24 — was likened to a long deployment at sea when sailors are separated from their families.

Royal aides are preparing to keep the Queen isolated for many months and her diary until the end of year is now under review. A source told The Sun: “No chances can be taken with the Queen and the Duke’s health, so it’s totally understandable. But the fact this move has been taken indicates there will be no change soon. The Queen will clearly be in lockdown for many months. It’s hard to see when it will be deemed safe for her to venture out again.”

[From The Sun]

Am I an a–hole for thinking about the expense and the time-consumption of this? I mean, isn’t the Queen just hanging out in a few rooms in Windsor Castle, and going riding every morning or something like that? Does she really need a team of 12 people every single day? *whispers* Wouldn’t it be easier to just test the Queen regularly and have maybe three or four employees helping her out full-time? Just an idea. Clearly, I have no understanding of the realities of “taking care of one 90-something Queen.” Even if you factor in nursing care for Prince Philip (and I assume he has round-the-clock nursing care), I still don’t understand how it takes TWELVE people on-staff constantly for two seniors.

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