Comedian George Lopez was caught at the airport by paparazzi for TMZ, where he said he wasn’t going to give a quote but then ended up saying a bunch of funny but depressing things about Trump’s election and how it’s affected him. George was born in Los Angeles and is a third generation Mexican-American who was raised by his grandmother. This election is understandably personal to him, considering the vitriol which Trump has spewed against the Mexican community and his promise to deport millions. Lopez was asked if he would give Trump a chance (like Dave Chappelle ugh) and he made his feelings clear – and funny, I chuckled a little:

[Dave Chappelle] said that he’s going to give Trump a chance
I’ll give him a chance to suck my a**

As a comedian to another comedian we can’t let you leave [the US]
I’m in escrow. Don’t worry about my status I’m already in escrow. I’m not going to tell you where I’m going to go because it will drive up real estate prices. In another year nobody’s going to want to be here. You wanna be scared? Get a dog. This is real life.

And I stopped eating Cheetos too. Anything orange I don’t want.

[From TMZ via Huffington Post]

I will admit that I have faced this exact Cheetos dilemma – no joke! We buy the variety snack packs with Lays, Fritos, Doritos and Cheetos in them. (They’re more expensive but it keeps you from eating more than a serving or two.) The Cheetos are usually the last left in the bag and on Sunday I was desperate and ate them, wondering if they would make me think of you-know-who. (I know this sounds stupid but I couldn’t help it!) I am happy to report that ham-face did not ruin Cheetos for me, nor do I expect him to ruin actual ham. I eat my enemies and they are delicious and crunchy, I just don’t like the residue that’s left on my fingers afterwards. You can get around that by just opening the bag directly into your mouth. And I didn’t get Lopez’s reference to getting a dog but I really want a dog too. Unfortunately my landlord didn’t respond to my text asking her if it would be ok. I think that’s called a “silent no.”

Also, for the handful of people who will read this far here’s a programming note – we’re not going to stop “political” coverage. There is too much at stake, this is crossover news, and this is an unprecedented time in history. The urge to normalize and rationalize Donald Trump as President is disturbing and we will try not to do this or make false equivalencies like many other outlets. We are not always going to be spot on, but we want to be on the right side of history and this is a glaringly obvious situation to so many of us.

You don’t need 140 characters to prove how #ignorant you are ! #Repost @votolatino ??? #QuoteMonday #MondayMotivation #Quotes #VLQuotes @realdlhughley @cedtheentertainer @jheilemann @johnleguizamo @evalongoria @arseniohall @eddiegriffincom @therealcharliemurphy #chingonreconizeschingon

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Cathartic Comedy #aboutlastnight @nrdc_org event last night @david_steinberg @john_oliver_official @birbigs @sethmeyers @hasanminhaj ” anything for the environment

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Celebrity designer Nate Berkus posted a photo with daughter Poppy, 19 months, via Instagram Monday.

“Baby. #parktime,” The Nate Berkus Show star, 45, captioned the sweet selfie.

Berkus’ husband Jeremiah Brent also shared a snapshot of their growing girl.

“Their eyes are on us. #riseup #leadwithlove #strongertogether #imwithher #weareher,” he Instagrammed the image of their blue-eyed beauty.

On Election Day (November 8), the proud papas posted a photo with their daughter.

“Today we voted for @hillaryclinton with our daughter by our side. #imwithher #getoutandvote,” Berkus captioned the image rocking their “I Voted” stickers.

Berkus recently gushed about his adorable toddler.

“My daughter wakes up and walks outside and kisses the trees,” the interior designer told PEOPLE. “So she loves, loves, loves being outside and being a part of that nature.”

He added: “We’re in the pool all the time, and she’s in the parks. It’s been a really wonderful transition.”

Baby. #parktime

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Glamour did their big, annual Woman of the Year event last night and there are about a million photos, most of which I probably will not get to (like, I’m not covering Caitlyn Jenner or Elizabeth Banks). I just want to do the biggest fashion moments and the biggest names at the event. Let’s start with Amber Heard, who was a surprise attendee. Amber wasn’t even recognized by Glamour as one of their WOTY, but she came out to read Emily Doe’s open letter in the Brock Turner/Stanford rape case. This was Amber’s first red carpet since the divorce. She still looks pretty tired and God, I just feel sorry for her. I also hate this cheeseball lace dress by Alessandra Rich.

I’m flat-out laughing at the absurdity of Gwen Stefani’s Marchesa Spring 2017 dress. NO. This is so bad.

I think it’s interesting that Cara Delevingne came out for this event too. Cara and Amber have been spending a lot of time together recently. Watch this space. Cara wore Elie Saab. My inner goth girl sort of loves this.

Freida Pinto in Reem Acra Fall 2016. OMG NO. Jesus!! Freida is, in my mind, one of the most beautiful women in the world. This dress is a tragedy on her. Wrong color, wrong fit, wrong design. It makes her look washed out and flat-chested.

Zendaya in Reem Acra. These sleeves are absurdly hilarious. The dress is just “cocktail waitress” until you get to the sleeves.

Demi Lovato in Zac Posen Spring 2017. Is it wrong that I actually think this is pretty cute on her? I think Demi has some style issues sometimes, but this is flattering and pretty.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Dear Gossips,

In January 2015, Emily Doe was found behind a dumpster at Stanford University. She was unconscious. Brock Turner, her rapist, tried to run away but was held by two male witnesses, so disturbed by what they saw that one them couldn’t speak for crying so hard.

Brock Turner was…

Knocked Up actress Katherine Heigl stepped out with husband, musician Josh Kelley, on Sunday (November 13).

Donning black maternity workout gear and a green cap, the Grey’s Anatomy alum, 37, and her husband were seen outside the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, Calif.

Later that day, Kelley posted a photo of their 4-year-old daughter Adalaide napping with an eye mask.

“Nap time is much better with an eye mask !!! Haha,” he captioned the cute snapshot.

The pair – who are also parents to 7-year-old daughter Naleigh – were spotted with their girls on Saturday at a birthday party in Los Feliz. The expectant mama looked stylish in a striped maxi maternity dress at the afternoon event.

The 27 Dresses actress and her Naleigh Moon singer husband, 36, are currently expecting a son.

Nap time is much better with an eye mask !!! Haha

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Russell Westbrook covers the December issue of GQ, but I don’t really care about him (sorry). But inside the issue, there’s a great interview with Billy Bob Thornton, who is currently promoting Bad Santa 2. I didn’t know the first Bad Santa movie – where BBT played a drunken louse and verbally abusive Santa – did well enough to earn a sequel, but here we are. This chapter of BBT’s career is somewhat interesting, in that he’s probably doing the best acting work of his career these days. Following his amazing turn on the first season of Fargo, he’s also doing a new Amazon series called Goliath, where he plays a disgraced lawyer looking for vengeance. Anyway, you can read the full GQ story here. Some highlights:

Why his marriage to Angelina Jolie didn’t work out: “I never felt good enough for her. I’m real uncomfortable around rich and important people,” he adds. But Billy didn’t feel any pressure from their relationship to change. As he says, “I like how I am.” He and Angie are still friends, though, he says, and they talk every few months.

His band, The Boxmasters: In true Billy Bob fashion, he’s blunt about what he wants from the music: fans to respond to the songs he writes not just the band. “You like my band?” he says. “What was I, just f–king masturbating up there? I wrote every f–king word to those songs.” Another pet peeve: When people approach him after the show with a Sling Blade DVD to sign. “Sure, I’ll sign your Sling Blade DVD,” he says now. “And you can go home and f–ck missionary like a metronome and never have an original creative idea in your life.”

He’s done with directing: It’s the heartbreak from flopped films in the aftermath of Sling Blade’s success, films like All the Pretty Horses (2000) or Jayne Mansfield’s Car (2012)––“Nobody saw it. Nobody cared”––that have driven Thornton to his decision not to write and direct movies anymore. “I’m just going to be in the Boxmasters. I’m just going to be in a band and be an actor. That’s it,” he says. “It takes too much out of you to write a movie and direct it and spend you know, a year and a half of your life on it and then have people either shit on it or not see it. Maybe if I make it to 85 or something, I’ll sit around and write a novel.”

On shock-comedy: “People have made sure of that, that you can’t shock anybody anymore,” Billy says of his upcoming film Bad Santa 2 and the growing need to shock viewers due to the rise of dark internet comedy since the first Bad Santa release in 2003. “It’s not just because of movies and TV. It’s because of what’s happening in the world. It’s like, well, surely no one’s ever, like, killed a bunch of rabbits with a hatchet and then ate them in front of a group of kindergartners, and you look it up and, sure enough, somebody did it.”

He’s sure the critics will hate ‘Bad Santa 2′: “’Oh, my God, did you see Joe Dirt 2? It’s atrocious.’ Who gives a sh-t? Then don’t go see it. Don’t write about it, you know? You take away people’s right to like what they want to like by influencing people who are very easily influenced.”

[From GQ]

I don’t think Angelina and BBT broke up because Angelina started hanging around fancy rich people. I think they broke up because Angelina outgrew him – they were fine when she was the wild child, but when she grew up and began working with the UNHCR and traveling all the time and discovering herself through her advocacy and activism, that was the beginning of the end. Plus, I’m pretty sure he cheated on her. As for what BBT says about critics… what? “You take away people’s right to like what they want to like by influencing people who are very easily influenced.” No. I disagree. People who are easily influenced will still want to see dumb, stupid movies because of course they will!

Photos courtesy of Richard Burbridge/GQ.

Expectant mama Marion Cotillard radiated the red carpet at the Governors Awards in Hollywood, Calif. on Saturday (November 12).

The Allied star, 41, was beautiful in a black Christian Dior maternity gown at The Ray Dolby Ballroom at Hollywood & Highland Center.

The French actress took to Instagram after the posh event.

“#Hollywood @dior thank you!” she wrote.

Last week, the pregnant actress attended the Los Angeles premiere of her upcoming film, Allied, alongside costar Brad Pitt. Cotillard looked radiant in a navy Christian Dior maternity dress at the event.

She recently dished on doing love scenes with her hunky costar in their upcoming romantic thriller.

“We rehearse and had a very determined choreography, and then it allows you freedom. When you know exactly what your body will do, then you can act and you can be free to give the emotions and give the feelings because you won’t think, ‘What am I going to do next? Am I going to go on top of him?’ It’s an awkward situation,” Cotillard told reporters. “We laughed because you need to get it out because this is so weird. And so you get this time of looking at each other and saying, ‘OK, this is so weird.’ And then we go into this and then I’m going on top of you and then we are going to kiss.”

And she helped the father-of-six with his French skills as well.

“He had this commitment to do the best he could, which was really, really impressive, so I helped him by being very tough,” she shared. “I was very honest with him. But at the same time, I really wanted to support him in this process that I went through, and I know how hard it is.”

Cotillard and her actor-director beau, Guillaume Canet, 43, are expecting their second child together. They are already parents to 5-year-old son Marcel.

Recently, Cotillard announced her second pregnancy, and slammed rumors that she’s responsible for the breakup between Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Meanwhile, the Fight Club star, 52, has been cleared of child abuse allegations, although his custody battle continues.

Allied hits theaters on Nov. 23.

#Hollywood Ô @dior thank you!

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We’ve heard for years that Kristen Bell tries to get her children to think about others, to consider themselves part of the world and like everyone is family, and to give back to others. Dax told a story on a talk show about how Kristen gave away all their stuff, even the baby supplies, on their first trip to Cuba. Dax and Kristen have daughters Lincoln, three, and Delta, who turns two next month. Would it surprise you to learn that each girl gets to pick out three gifts for Christmas and that’s all they get? Kristen told this to Entertainment Tonight outside of the LA Christmas tree lighting on Sunday. She doesn’t get the presents though, she lets the grandparents get them because they love to spoil her kids. She also said that she’s just about to decorate for Christmas!

“Just before Halloween, [I] start thinking about Christmas,” the actress told ET’s Denny Directo at The Grove’s annual Christmas tree lighting ceremony in Los Angeles on Sunday. “It just makes you feel so good. My family was always really into Christmas and my husband and I decorate like crazy.”

“We start early,” the mom of two continued. “I just took the Christmas [light] boxes down. I haven’t put them up yet, but a lot of my neighbors have. I have really radical neighbors — the electric bill on my street, I cannot even fathom.”

Bell, 36, admitted that she and husband Dax Shephard may actually be more excited than their two daughters, who “do not really know what is going on.”

And when it comes to gifts, 3-year-old Lincoln and 1-year-old Delta won’t be writing extensive wish lists.

“We focus more on, ‘What do you want to get other people?’” said Bell. “And wrapping other gifts and saying, ‘This is a time to spoil everyone else.’ We try to take them volunteering and we tell them they can ask Santa for three presents.”

Bell leaves buying those presents to “the grandmas” and does most of her Christmas shopping online.

[From ET Online]

I will admit that I want to decorate for Christmas now. I see the displays in the stores and I get the itch and just want to put up the tree (mine’s fake!) and all the lights. Screw the waiting period before Thanksgiving, I need the holiday cheer. I’m not even Christian but I love Christmas. As for buying your kids three things each for Christmas, that goes against how I was raised, we’re into giant Christmases with lots of unwrapping and excitement. It does open the possibilities up a bit more though. You always end up with things you don’t need and want and it just accumulates. My son is a tween now and he wants computer upgrades and video games. Maybe this year we can do more charitable giving and less physical gifts. It would probably feel better than getting more stuff. Plus it’s better for the environment.

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I’m already feeling nervous about the potential conflict – real or imagined – between the Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Harry’s girlfriend Meghan Markle. The British media really wants some kind of story there, good or bad. Bad stories will probably sell more copy, but good stories will also set up a potential comparison between Markle and Kate. I’ve been saying for two weeks that I seriously doubt Harry cares about his brother and sister-in-law’s opinions about his love life, but the tabloids absolutely care. We’ve previously heard that Kate was “keen” to “see what Meghan is all about,” which is still funny to me. We also heard a rumor that Kate and Meghan did meet while Meghan was in London last week and staying with Harry at Kensington Palace. So what now?

She has been staying with beau Prince Harry in his home of Kensington Palace and it seems that Meghan Markle is already making a good impression on the in-laws. The Prince’s sister-in-law the Duchess of Cambridge is reported to be ‘thrilled’ over the couple’s new romance.

New Zealand’s Woman’s Day claim a royal source told them that: ‘Kate is thrilled that Harry has finally found a girlfriend who looks like being a keeper. She only wants the very best for her lovely brother-in-law – and Meghan looks like she fits the bill.’

In their report the magazine also claims that the Duchess is doing ‘all she can to support Meghan’ as she eases into her royal relationship.

However, the palace is yet to make any official comment on the Duchess’s relationship with the actress. MailOnline has contacted the Kensington Palace for a comment.

[From The Daily Mail]

My guess is that Meghan and Kate probably did meet last week, but it wasn’t anything major. Like, it was probably just a breezy introduction. That being said, Woman’s Day usually doesn’t know anything about anything. Kate probably is not “thrilled” about Meghan. But never underestimate Kate’s ability to play the long game. This is a woman who waity’d for a decade. Kate takes the long view, and Meghan has only been around for what? Five months, maybe. The Villainess Duchess is probably petting her sausage curls and plotting as we speak.

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An expectant Natalie Portman radiated the red carpet at the premiere of Jackie at the American Film Institute’s Festival in Hollywood, Calif. on Monday (November 14).

The Academy Award-winning actress, 35, wowed in a white gown from Christian Dior’s Spring 2017 ready-to-wear collection. The dress, which featured a smiling sun design, was paired with a color coordinated blazer.

Last week, the Black Swan actress wore a chic black midi maternity dress at the 20th Annual Hollywood Film Awards in Beverly Hills.

“I’m feeling great,” the pregnant actress said at the event.

Last month, we spotted Portman in a casual white top and maternity jeans while lunching in L.A.

The Garden State actress and husband Benjamin Millepied – who were wed in California in 2012 – are expecting their second child together. They are already parents to 5-year-old son Aleph.

The upcoming biopic, Jackie, premieres Dec. 2 in theaters.

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