Continuing with our theme of “posting terrible photos of Kim Kardashian looking like ten kinds of hell,” I give you some of the latest photos from Kimye’s Big Paris Fashion Week Extravaganza. You might say to yourself, “Yes, Kim looks pretty bad in these photos, but why is this a thing?” It’s because you haven’t seen the back view of Kim in these latex pants. Beware: it’s about to get REAL.

Yes. That’s what she looks like in those pants from the back. I would be mortified. I have a big booty too (nothing like this though) and I wouldn’t be able to show my face anywhere if I had wandered around Paris looking like a Muppet had sex with two oversized silver beach balls and made a half-Muppet, half-beach ball baby. A baby that was a p0rny famewhore.

What makes it worse (somehow) is that Vogue actually did a little write-up about Kim’s ensemble here – go here to read. Anna Wintour must be hitting the crack pipe pretty hard to approve copy that compares Kim’s look to “the glamour of Gucci during the Tom Ford era.” ARE YOU JOKING?

As for Kim’s blonde… even though she made such a big deal about the blonde being done in one take, Kim still had to visit a Paris salon for some kind of quick fix yesterday. She spent three hours in the salon and the Daily Mail has some close-ups of her ash-grey looking scalp. Gross. Ten bucks her hair is super-damaged and it falls out in clumps in the next week. Meanwhile, Kim told People Magazine that she always wanted to attempt a Madonna-Blonde-Ambition look and she just figured now was the best time. Sigh…

I’m also including some photos of Kim with her boobs out again on Friday – she was heading to the Balenciaga show.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

I’m sure this is just the effect of a loosely fit coat, but doesn’t Amal Clooney give you some knocked up vibes in these photos? Amal was photographed out and about in NYC on Friday evening. She was apparently running errands in leather pants, a beret and this boxy, bump-hiding coat. Why does she look knocked up to me? Hm… I guess it’s because the coat looks heavy and everyone looks heavier in a heavy coat. Also: Amal genuinely looks like she’s put a few (just a few) pounds back on after her wedding thin-out. So is Amal knocked up? God knows. But it will be SO MAJOR if she is. Like, People Magazine will probably devote three consecutive covers to Amal and George if and when she gets knocked up.

What else is going on with Amal? Nothing much, she’s just signing on for even more work! In addition to scheduling in about a million new cases, Amal has just signed on to lecture at Columbia Law School this spring. According to Page Six, Amal has been named a “senior fellow with the Law School’s Human Rights Institute” and her lectures will be about human rights law (which she knows a lot about because many of her clients have been despots). Amal released a statement about it too (she’s using the name “Amal Clooney” professionally all the time now).

“It is an honor to be invited as a visiting professor at Columbia Law School alongside such a distinguished faculty and talented student pool. I look forward to getting to know the next generation of human rights advocates studying here,” Amal said.

Amal served as a senior adviser to Kofi Annan when he was the UN’s envoy on Syria, and she represented WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange in extradition proceedings. She has also handled cases before the International Criminal Court, the International Court of Justice, and the European Court of Human Rights, as well as in domestic courts in the US and the UK.

“We are privileged to have an international human rights practitioner of Amal Clooney’s stature join our faculty,” said Professor Sarah H. Cleveland, the Louis Henkin professor of human and constitutional rights and faculty co-director of the Human Rights Institute. “Her extensive experience advocating before UN and regional human rights mechanisms complements our existing offerings and will enrich the experience of our students.”

At Columbia Law School, Amal will lecture in Cleveland’s Human Rights course and speak about human rights litigation strategies to students in the Human Rights Clinic. She is also the author of the upcoming book “The Right to a Fair Trial in International Law,” which will be released by Oxford University Press this year.

The announcement comes after newlyweds Amal and George moved to New York for a few months as he films the movie “Money Monster,” directed by Jodie Foster, in the city and on Long Island.

[From Page Six]

Good for her. It doesn’t sound like Amal is really going to be a full-on professor, grading papers and hanging around with office hours. She’s just going to pop in to another professor’s classes to give some lectures. It makes me wonder how long George and Amal plan on staying in New York. George will probably film in the city for a few months, I guess, and then what? Would Amal and George ever create a homebase in NYC? It would be much easier for her to commute to work if they lived in NYC (rather than LA). Plus, if George and Amal lived in NYC, then they really would be our new John-John and Carolyn.

But… there are still rumors about George’s political ambitions, and if he does run for office, it would probably be in California. You guys know Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA) is retiring from her Senate seat? The election to replace her is next year. Do you think Clooney is thinking about that?

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As I was looking up photos for this story, it startled me to remember a time when John Mayer was … hot? In a physical sense. He’s always been a douche, but during his Jessica Simpson era (around 2006), he was the kind of guy who I’d let ruin my year. Then he outed himself as a douche supreme, and all bets were off.

From about 2008-2010, Mayer couldn’t help himself. He acted completely obnoxious. The highlight of this phase was John’s 2010 Playboy interview. He described Simpson as “sexual napalm“ and bragged about his racist wang and “hood passes.” John said, “My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f***in’ David Duke c***. I’m going to start dating separately from my d*ck.” In 2012, John claimed to not recall his Playboy interview, saying, “It was a very strange time.”

John wined and dined many famous ladies — Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Taylor Swift, and Jennifer Love Hewitt — and none of them have ever had anything nice to say about him in the aftermath. He may have had something to do with Giada De Laurentiis’ recent divorce too. Only Katy Perry has gone back for more, which says a lot.

John retreated from public life for a few years, partially because he’s been dealing with throat granuloma surgery. That sucks, but it doesn’t diminish his douchey ways. John sat down for a “rare interview” with Ronan Farrow for Today. Ronan’s narration describes John as a “tone-deaf playboy,” which sounds about right. John tried to explain himself:

The whole problem with his image: “I went, ‘All right, dude, you did a couple interviews where you were out of touch and you were being a ham — and you were basically break dancing into a nitroglycerin plant, right?’”

When he realized the public’s perception: “The first time somebody misunderstands you and says you’re a womanizer.”

IS he a womanizer? “No, absolutely not. You’re crafty and you’re clever and you go, ‘Well, I’m just going to be as strange as they think I am.’ And then you lose, number one you’re not playing music anymore. Number two, you’re not feeling anything honestly. Number three, you’re not saying anything honestly.”

Why he quit Twitter: “I’m a recovered ego addict. And the only way that I can be sure that I don’t relapse is to admit that I constantly have this ego addiction every day. So I do the Grammys, and I go home. If I say, I get high again. You’ve already looked through Twitter. Everyone goes, ‘It’s great,” and then you’re low again because you can’t stop looking. So I’m a recovered ego addict.”

A message to his younger self: “I’d say, ‘That guy’s really, really talented, but I don’t want to be anywhere near him when that thing goes off.

[From Today]

To Ronan’s credit, he did not laugh during this interview, although Ronan was visibly struggling after John’s final comment. Here’s the relevant clip.

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I find it hilarious how John pulls the “all about the music” card here. This is a guy who threatened to violate a magazine editor and bragged to the paparazzi about dumping Jennifer Aniston. Mayer hasn’t changed at all. He’s only learned to keep his mouth shut.

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The Office alum Angela Kinsey shared a sweet shot with daughter Isabel, nearly 7, via Instagram Saturday.

“Saturday morning snuggles…and yes we have on matching #Dodgers hats…hope you guys have a great day! ?#ihaveanemojiproblem,” she captioned the cute mommy-and-me image.

In a series of photos, the single mom, 43, shared some shots with her growing girl. And check out the #tbt pic with her former The Office costar, Jenna Fischer!

Kinsey – who is set to star in ABC’s multi-camera comedy pilot The 46 Percenters – shares Isabel with ex-husband Warren Lieberstein.

The actress opened up to Celebrity Baby Scoop about how they co-parent their daughter in peace.

“I like my ex and consider him a good friend,” she shared. “We talk everyday regarding our daughter and although we have joint custody, we each visit our daughter every day even when she is at the other’s home.”

“I feel incredibly fortunate that we have both been so committed to being a family even if we are not the most traditional kind,” she continued. “I realize every person’s situation is different and can be so complicated, so I am wary to give anyone advice without walking a mile in their shoes. I find what works for us is the very simple reminder that no matter what, we are Isabel’s family. We are her whole world, and as long as we keep our relationship about her, we can’t go wrong.”

She added: “I think making the choice that it is about your child and not about you helps you navigate your ego and any bumps along the way.”

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Actress Lindsay Price and husband, celebrity chef Curtis Stone, posed for a sweet family photo with their sons – Hudson, 3, and Emerson, 5 months – shared via Instagram Saturday.

“Hudson made us lunch today (with a little help from the big boss),” Price captioned the sweet shot of their mini chef. “He said what we need is a nice healthy salad. Not gonna take offense but I think he’s telling me is to lay off the carbs. #canigetarollwiththis? #imissbread.”

In a series of family photos, the Beverly Hills, 90210 alum, 38, posted some pics, including a romantic shot with her Top Chef Duels star hubby, and a closeup of their baby boy sporting mom’s glasses.

“Everyone says he looks just like Curtis but somehow I see me in him. #emersonstone #geeklove,” she captioned the adorable image.

The Lipstick Jungle star recently shared some shots from their family getaway.

Continue looking through our gallery for more photos of the beautiful Price-Stone family-of-four.

Hudson made us lunch today ( with a little help from the big boss). He said what we need is a nice healthy salad. Not gonna take offense but I think he’s telling me is to lay off the carbs. #canigetarollwiththis? #imissbread

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Sexy papa Jared Padalecki shared a shirtless pic with his adorable son Shepherd, 14 months, via Facebook.

The Supernatural star, 32, just joined Facebook earlier this week and wrote, “Guys, I’ve finally figured this Facebook thing out (I think! Hah – thanks Stephen Amell)! What better first post than to launch my represent.com/jared T-shirt campaign to benefit TWLOHA.”

In a series of photos, the actor shares some fun shots from Vancouver, Canada.

Padalecki and wife Genevieve Cortese, 34, welcomed Shepherd on December 21, 2013. Their first son Thomas was born on March 19, 2012.

The actors were wed in February 2010 in Sun Valley, Idaho. The family-of-four currently resides in Vancouver, where Padalecki films Supernatural.

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Congratulations to Sarah Shahi and Steve Howey.

The Person of Interest actress, 35, and her Shameless actor husband, 37, welcomed twins – daughter Violet Moon and son Knox Blue – on Sunday, March 1, at their Los Angeles-based home, E! News reports.

The twins join 5½-year-old big brother William Wolf.

The actress has opened up about delivering her first child via water birth.

“[He] came out into a tub of water and then my husband brought him up for air,” she shared. “I never thought I would be one of those wacky chicks who say, ‘I loved my labor,’ but I loved every part of it. It was the best day of my life.”

Shahi is on maternity leave from Person of Interest, but is expected to return when her schedule permits. In January, she announced her exciting news, and noted that family always comes first.

“When you become a parent, that task takes priority over everything,” she said about leaving her hit show for awhile. “It would be impossible for me. At the end of the day, nothing is more important than the health and the comfort of my children, and when you say it like that, it’s almost like, well, it’s a no-brainer.”

That said, she has missed portraying her “dynamic” character Shaw.

“But I’ve so enjoyed this character,” she shared. “She’s so dynamic. I get to pretend to be a superhero every week on TV, so that’s definitely the bitter part of the ‘bittersweet.’ ”

Chris Brown is ready to take on the responsibility of being a father!

A source reported to HollywoodLife that Chris Brown, 25, is going to sell off his bachelor pad for something that is quite a bit more child-friendly. This is something that we believe Nia Amey, 31, who is the mother of Brown’s child, will certainly support. A source told HollywoodLife:

“[His] house isn’t set up for a baby. There’s marble everywhere, sharp corners and edges. It’s not conducive for raising a baby. He wants to get out of the Valley now and move to a new house in the city where he’s centrally located, with everything he and the baby would need at their fingertips.”

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Yolanda is so proud of her son!

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum, Yolanda Foster, 51, took to Instagram recently to share a picture of her and her son, Anwar Hadid, because she’s just so proud of him! In the picture, Anwar is holding up his driving permit. Yolanda captioned the photo:

“A special milestone I could not miss, Congrats my love @anwarhadid you nailed it! #DriversPermit #OneStepAwayFromFreedom #ProudMommy”

What a cute pic of mother and son! It’s so nice to see Yolanda being such a supportive mother! Congrats, Anwar!

Miley will be Miley!

If you follow celebrity gossip on social media, you’ve undoubtedly witnessed tons of Miley Cyrus pregnancy rumors that have been circulating in surplus lately. Miley, 22, decided to respond to those pregnancy rumors in the most hilarious way possible! She took to her Instagram account to share a fake ultrasound picture. She captioned the photo:

“The rumors are true…… @cheythom”

In the picture, we see Miley getting an ultrasound with the assistance of her assistant — Cheyne Thomas. Miley has been dating Patrick Schwarzenegger, 21, for months now, and that’s why this photo is so clever! Patrick actually owns a pizza joint called Blaze Pizza, so Miley was, in fact, saying that the baby did belong to him.