I don’t know how to fill in the rest of that title. Because I don’t want to be yelled at. At the same time, I feel like you’re probably not going to be able to avoid it today so if you’re yelling at me, you’re probably yelling at everyone. About the spoiler…

Is it really a spoiler? Is it stil…      

I don’t know how to fill in the rest of that title. Because I don’t want to be yelled at. At the same time, I feel like you’re probably not going to be able to avoid it today so if you’re yelling at me, you’re probably yelling at everyone. About the spoiler…

Is it really a spoiler? Is it stil…      

Leonardo DiCaprio only goes for blonde model-types. Or does he? My opinion – and this is just a general theory – is that Leo’s blonde model girlfriends are partly his “type” and partly how he wants to be seen, as the permanent modelizer who only dates leggy blonde Victoria’s Secret models. But in real life, Leo is a more equal-opportunity womanizer. He’ll try anything or anyone for a night. That’s my theory.

So, Leo hasn’t had an official girlfriend since Toni Garrn. He and Toni broke up – he dumped her – last fall, after which Toni sort of lost her mind for a month and she was stalking him all over Miami. But I think she’s over it now. Several weeks ago, there was a rumor that he’s been “getting very close” to another blonde model named Kelly Rohrbach, but Kelly hasn’t become his official girlfriend yet. So would it shock you to learn that Leo is trying out Tinder?

Heads up, girls: that bearded guy you swipe left on just may be an A-list celebrity! One of Star’s spies struck up a conversation with Leonardo DiCaprio at Coachella and learned that the actor is hooked on Tinder!

“Leo confessed that he was using the dating app under the name Leonard,” revealed the shocked source. Leo, who has a penchant for lithe blonde swimsuit models, isn’t above meeting a few local ladies as well.

“He said he hasn’t been on any dates yet – but is obsessed with swiping on girls and seeing who’s out there,” adds the source. “He said there’s actually a lot of other celebs who use Tinder just for fun!”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Oh, Leonard. If you just saw a photo of puffy-faced, squinty-eyed dude with a giant, bushy beard, would you swipe left (no go) or swipe right (it’s on)? Part of the allure of Leonardo (for some women) is the fact that he IS Leonardo-the-movie-star, not Leonard the puffy-faced, egotistical, boozehounding womanizer. Some women can still see the glimpse of their Titanic crush (I was always more into him as Romeo) and that’s enough to get them through the night. But when you take away the name? If Leo is just some dude on Tinder? He might be kind of shocked by how few “normal” women are actually into him.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN.

Scandal Season 4 Episode 19 recap

Well, if it’s possible for an episode to be both unrelentingly brutal and completely boring, this one was it. I know that sometimes the long slow march to the end of the season needs to be filled with things, but this episode did not have enough of those thin…      

Scandal Season 4 Episode 19 recap

Well, if it’s possible for an episode to be both unrelentingly brutal and completely boring, this one was it. I know that sometimes the long slow march to the end of the season needs to be filled with things, but this episode did not have enough of those thin…      

I actually whimpered a little bit when I saw this cover. Jesus, Tom Hardy knows how to stare down a camera. It really is like he’s half-seductive, half-angry. Why is that so attractive? You know why. Because of the energy. Because of the passion. Because of the thunder. Anyway, the interview is really good too. Tom talks about fatherhood, acting school, Michael Fassbender (they were classmates), Mad Max and a lot more. You can read the full piece here. Some highlights (it’s a really long piece).

He’s going to ride this until the wheels fall off: “I’m not worrying about my diamond-studded shoes or, you know, my privileges. That would be ridiculous. I got lucky. I love what I do. I’m going to f–king ride it until the wheels fall off. Do what you love doing, do it well—everything should fit into place. And if you happen to make money doing it, lucky c–t. But there’s no difference between a $5 performance and a $50 million performance to me. You know what I mean? My work wouldn’t change depending on how much money you gave me. I have no desire to be a star. I’d like to be normal. ‘Cause I’m already nuts anyway. I don’t f–king need to be any further crazy.

He considered joining the military: “Yeah. I’ve got a lot of friends in the military. I have a problem with killing—otherwise I’d be doing it. I have a fundamental issue with killing something. I can’t do it. I’ve tried, trust me. It’s not easy. I don’t like hunting. I don’t see the point in killing another being. This is the paradox of the double bind, right? ‘Cause I love the military. It would be a gross act of f–king negligence, spiritually, to go and get on a plane and find myself in a place where I took somebody’s life.

Whether he’s spiritual: “More and more so every day. I think it’s important. I think it’s necessary as you get older as a bloke. I’ve spent most of my life myopic and just looking up my own ass, really. I’m an old man. And I like old-man things.”

Meeting with Mel Gibson before playing Mad Max: “He was bored with me. He said, ‘All right, buddy, good luck with that.’ Bless him. I made him a bracelet. And then we talked for a couple of hours about all kinds of stuff. I left, and that was that. And then he called up my agent and said, “I think you found someone that’s crazier than I am.”

His relationship with the press: “I’m wary of press. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I have to be very careful, because ultimately you’re doing press to promote films, not a sense of self. Who I am makes no difference. To quote Bane: “No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.” It doesn’t matter where I came from or what I do. All you need to know is that I don’t commit crimes, and I don’t kill children. I’m actually quite safe, and I have a family that I care about, and I’m open—I’m open to having a conversation about pretty much anything in the world, and I want to go down to the shop and get my milk, come back, be part of the human race. That’s it. I just want to be any normal man with my family. I’m Tommy. I’ll never really not be Tommy—I hope. I’d be a bit pissed off if that changed…if I’m a douchebag, I’d rather be a douchebag despite the fact that I’m a celebrity. I don’t want to be seen, you know? I like the shadows. I like to go and do my thing and disappear.”

Going to school with Michael Fassbender: “Mikey Fassbender, he was in the third year, and he was, like, the sh-t. And he was in this wheelchair, ’cause his character is in a wheelchair. We had, like, half an hour for lunch, a half an hour to feed the whole school. We had this little canteen, Barbara’s canteen, and Mikey would be holding up the whole queue ’cause he wouldn’t get out of his f–king wheelchair. That’s the kind of school I went to. “Mikey, man, just stand the f–k up and order your lunch so we can go back to school, so we don’t get thrown out at the end of the week.” And he’d be like, “F–k you!” It was awesome. I’ve got mad respect for him. I’d love to go up against him on stage.

Masculinity: “I’m the last person you need to ask about masculinity. I’m as masculine as an eggplant.”

[From Details]

Lord, I had to cut so much out. There’s a lengthy discussion about fatherhood and Tom’s childhood and how he had to let go of his anger towards his parents when he became a father. He also said that most of the stories about his fights with Charlize Theron were “bollocks” even though he admits that they’re both very “intense” people. And the Fassbender story… God, I can’t even imagine what it must have been like to go to a school with Fassy and Hardy. How did anyone get any work done?

Photos courtesy of Greg Williams/Details.

Marsha! Happy Birthday this weekend! I know that you’re worried about Monday. And nothing could possibly change that. But…how about a distraction? Emily told me that a blind riddle might help with that. Here’s a fun one that hits a lot of gossip spots.

She has a new assistant who works hard, …      

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday (over afternoon tea at The Langham – because what else do you talk about over finger sandwiches?), Lorella and I exchanged anecdotes about our favourite subject: Elvis. This is one of the bonds of our friendship. Years ago we discovered that we both went through a peri…      

Earlier this week, I talked about how Tyga’s ex (and baby mama), Blac Chyna, shaded Kylie Jenner over the disturbing #KylieJennerChallenge. She and Kylie mess with each other all the time on Instagram, and it’s exhausting to keep up. Kylie’s a self-absorbed teen, and I guess Blac Chyna doesn’t know any better at 26. Last month, they were both smugly posting photos of watches that Tyga bought them. I can’t believe they’re fighting over this guy. Blac Chyna should be happy to be rid of a 25-year-old who sees nothing wrong with “smashing” a 17-year-old girl. As for Tyga, he’s still looking gross for dating a teenager. He may also be playing both ladies but trying to make sure Kylie doesn’t get upset. Tyga tweeted this, which people think is a message to Blac Chyna.

Give it up.Get over it. Live Your Life

— T-Raww (@Tyga) April 23, 2015

In response, Blac Chyna posted some screencaps of alleged texts from Tyga.

A photo posted by www.Lashedbar.co (@blacchyna) on Apr 23, 2015 at 5:11pm PDT

Someone just got busted, most likely. These texts could be faked, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Tyga really was trying to hook back up with Blac Chyna. Everyone in this triangle acts so childish, but Tyga looks the worst. He and Kylie’s relationship will not end well. Tyga will definitely milk that Kardashian Konnection until the end. Does Blac Chyna even want Tyga back? Posting screencaps like that is how ordinary people burn bridges, but this group is anything but normal.

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A photo posted by www.Lashedbar.co (@blacchyna) on Apr 21, 2015 at 4:34pm PDT

Look at Kylie’s lips from last year!

Photos courtesy of Blac Chyna on Instagram, Fame/Flynet & WENN

What is the state of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux? We haven’t seen them together since the Oscars. I would assume that their relationship is the same as it’s ever been – Jennifer nests at home in Bel Air while Justin spends half the time in New York or wherever, working on film and TV projects. And honestly, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, except I kind of wish they would explicitly say that their relationship is long-distance half the time and that no, they don’t have any plans to get married. They got engaged in 2012, and from what People Magazine has already told us, Jennifer wants to have a wedding and Justin does not. So will they stay in the holding pattern? Or will a breakup eventually happen? This week’s Star Magazine says Jennifer was recently very tearful about the state of her engagement. Some highlights:

On April 8th, Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox stopped by the Sunset Tower Hotel. The conversation turned mournful as the night wore on, as Jennifer seemed “super-emotional.”

“She kept saying that, once again, she’d managed to mess up an important relationship,” says an eyewitness. “She was talking very loudly. She said her fiancé wasn’t trying hard enough to save the relationship and she was so tired of always fighting with him.”

Courteney seemed unfazed – in fact, many of the couple’s close friends had been expecting a breakup announcement for some time.

“Jen and Justin have been falling apart since the start of the year. They lead virtually spearate lives. You rarely see them together anymore; it’s always work, work, work. It was only a matter of time before things fell apart. They’re just not that into each other anymore. It’s a sad state.”

Justin has been in Rome for most of the spring filming Zoolander 2, which he wrote, and he’ll be in Texas soon after, shooting season two of ‘The Leftovers’. “Jen is mad because Justin agreed to this schedule without talking to her about it; she feels like he’s not making her a priority. They haven’t seen each other for most of April and that’s more time than they’ve spent apart since they started dating four years ago.”

They’ve also been bickering about setting a wedding date: “Justin said she needs to be patient, but Jen thinks it’s already been too long. Being no closer to a wedding date after more than two years of engagement makes her feel like a fool.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

You get the idea. The piece goes on and on like this – Justin hates living in LA, he misses NYC. She’s been trying to fix up their Bel Air home to make him happy but the sauna she put in just for him has gone “unused” (SOB!). Star also includes an utterly unnecessary side-story about how Jennifer is “finally pregnant” and determined to raise Justin’s baby all by herself. Which… nope. That’s not happening. Too bad, because the rest of the story was pretty believable.

So, do you think JustJen will be over by the end of the year? Hm…

Photos courtesy of WENN.