The wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

David Beckham said his marriage to Victoria Beckham is “always hard work.” Bruh, you don’t even live in the same country as your wife anymore. [Dlisted]
Baby-fisted moron encourages violent assaults on journalists. [Jezebel]
Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret is being made into a movie. [LaineyGossip]
Priyanka Chopra has babies on the brain. [Perez Hilton]
My girl Dua Lipa has a new single. [JustJared]
Katie Holmes wears an oddly feathered suit. [Go Fug Yourself]
So many vile Republican ads this year. [Pajiba]
It’s like Veep, only it’s really happening. [OMG Blog]
Jeff Lewis is coming for Andy Cohen’s wig. [Reality Tea]