Sofia Richie is 21 and reportedly single – finally! Who can we Gossip Genie her with? My first pick is Noah Centineo (he seems to be single, too). Come on. This would be great. Page Six continues to have the scoop on Mary-Kate and Olivier Sarkozy, the latest story being that MK didn’t want to quara…

Sofia Richie is 21 and reportedly single – finally! Who can we Gossip Genie her with? My first pick is Noah Centineo (he seems to be single, too). Come on. This would be great. Page Six continues to have the scoop on Mary-Kate and Olivier Sarkozy, the latest story being that MK didn’t want to quara…

Welcome back to What’s Your Drama. I’d explain what today’s opening discussion is about but… it’s x-rated. Spoiler alert: Lainey’s body parts in shorts. Then it’s time to get to your drama and this was a fun week of questions! Our first letter writer is stuck in quarantine and thinking about her sum…

Welcome back to What’s Your Drama. I’d explain what today’s opening discussion is about but… it’s x-rated. Spoiler alert: Lainey’s body parts in shorts. Then it’s time to get to your drama and this was a fun week of questions! Our first letter writer is stuck in quarantine and thinking about her sum…

Happy 10-year anniversary of Sarah Jessica Parker wearing this stupid headpiece to the Sex and the City premiere. [GFY]
What forgotten films have gotten new life during the pandemic? [Pajiba]
Keanu Reeves’ absent-mindedness caused a movie title change. [JustJared]
Lainey’s take on the Catherine the Great Tatler debacle. [LaineyGossip]
Jim Parsons’ Esquire Spain editorial is hilariously bad. [Tom & Lorenzo]
Real Housewife Kelly Dodd continues to be delusional. [Dlisted]
Remembering the late Larry Kramer. [Jezebel]
Riots in Minneapolis following George Floyd’s murder. [Towleroad]

Here we go. Following the announcement that the “Snyder Cut” of Justice League would be released on HBOMax, there is more Zack Snyder-adjacent DC movie news. No, Ben Affleck is not returning as Batman—let the poor man take endless walks with his girlfriend and eat carbs—but Henry Cavill is returning…

Here we go. Following the announcement that the “Snyder Cut” of Justice League would be released on HBOMax, there is more Zack Snyder-adjacent DC movie news. No, Ben Affleck is not returning as Batman—let the poor man take endless walks with his girlfriend and eat carbs—but Henry Cavill is returning…

Brad Pitt was seen and photographed this week in LA, where he’s been on lockdown since March (to my knowledge). He was spotted without a mask in Malibu, hanging out with Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Apparently, that’s Flea’s motorcycle and Brad was checking it out. I’m still kind of surprised that Brad hangs out with so many rockers, but hey – same generation and all of that. The ‘90s connection.

Brad Pitt stepped out to admire Flea’s BMW R1250 motorcycle in a rare Malibu outing https://t.co/SqWsk2R4lg pic.twitter.com/oBFYDoYhWF

— HollywoodLife (@HollywoodLife) May 27, 2020

There’s been a lot of talk about Brad’s hair. I’ve seen some photos where that sh-t looks like a crooked wig, but sure, whatever, I guess he’s growing out his hair in “lockdown.” Many of us are! I gave myself a trim in early April, but I haven’t cut my hair since then. I’ve just decided to grow it out until I can’t stand it anymore. Maybe Brad’s the same.

Meanwhile, Brad and Angelina’s daughter Shiloh just turned 14 years old this week. For some reason, “a source” ran to Entertainment Tonight to talk about it:

Brad Pitt is proud of his and Angelina Jolie’s daughter, Shiloh. The 56-year-old Oscar winner and father of six remains close with Shiloh, who turned 14 on Wednesday.

“Shiloh is close to both of her parents. All the kids have been looking forward to Shiloh’s birthday and plan to celebrate with a birthday cake,” a source tells ET. “Brad is so proud of Shiloh and who she has become. He loves that she always stays true to herself and is so good to her brothers and sisters.”

Pitt and Jolie split in 2016, but are in a better place these days.

“Brad’s kids are the most important thing to him. He tells his friends he learns so much about life from his own children,” the source continues. “He and Angie have been getting along so much better since the custody rules have been worked out. They have come so far.”

[From ET]

I bet Angelina Jolie has felt like a caged lion during lockdown – she’s used to traveling on a monthly basis, and this must be the longest she’s ever stayed in one place in decades. But it would make sense if Angelina and Brad used the lockdown to work out some sh-t. I… also wonder if Shiloh, now 14, will join her older siblings in choosing to see less of Brad. That happened as soon as Zahara turned 14 – she began opting out of some visits with Brad. Maddox and Pax have reportedly not seen Brad in a while, probably years.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Backgrid.

I’m loath to give any attention to Kellyanne Conway, who is still, somehow, a senior advisor to Donald Trump. I guess a person can survive that toxic stew for years if they simply make a Faustian bargain to give up their soul and their hairdresser. There’s been increased chatter for weeks about how the Trump administration will openly seek to suppress the vote in this year’s election. The chatter has only increased with Trump’s falling poll numbers – I mean, Georgia is in play this year. Many “red states” will be in play. So instead of, you know, trying to be a functional administration, the Trumpers are just going to openly suppress the vote and equate mail-in voting with voter fraud. According to Kellyanne Conway, people *love* to wait in line for hours to vote anyway:

White House counselor Kellyanne Conway on Wednesday defended President Trump’s attack on mail-in voting by likening the task of standing in line at a cupcake shop to waiting in line to vote at the polls. “People very proudly show up and go to the polls,” Conway told reporters on the White House lawn. “They really are, I mean they wait in line at Georgetown Cupcake for an hour to get a cupcake. So I think they can probably wait in line to do something as consequential and critical and constitutionally significant as cast their ballot.” Trump has insisted, without evidence, on Twitter that there is “no way” mail-in voting will be “anything less than substantially fraudulent.” The social media giant fact-checked his misleading claim with a label reading “Get the facts about mail-in ballots.”

[From The Daily Beast]

True story, Georgetown Cupcakes is doing delivery-only during the pandemic/lockdown. So people aren’t waiting in line for hours for cupcakes. And even if people do wait in line for cupcakes, CUPCAKES ARE NOT VOTING RIGHTS. There’s literally nothing wrong with voting by mail, especially since we’re likely to still be in the middle of a global pandemic on Election Day. 100,000 dead, remember them, Kellyanne?

Kellyanne: If you can stand in line for a cupcake, you can stand in line to vote pic.twitter.com/iTEvPZjNu7

— Peter Wade ???? (@brooklynmutt) May 27, 2020

Photos courtesy of Backgrid.

I’ve never been to the Smithsonian but sometimes I will read about an exhibit piece from pop culture, like Dorothy’s red shoes or the hazmat suits from Breaking Bad. You know what belongs in the Smithsonian of my mind? Oprah’s couch circa 2005, the year Tom Cruise jumped up and his public image cras…