Modern Family is filming its final season, and the show has done several family trips as a storyline. It’s actually a great way to go on vacation on the company dime – the network makes plenty of money off them, so a trip to Paris seems reasonable.

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In case you think Martin Scorsese vs. Marvel is the worst, most pointless ongoing argument on Film Twitter, allow me to introduce you to #ReleaseTheSnyderCut. It has been going strong for two years and counting, ever since Justice League was released with significant material added by Joss Whedon fo…

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Bristol Palin has a new boyfriend named Janson Moore, my guess is that she’ll be pregnant by Christmas. [Just Jared]
Prince Harry made his last appearance last night before the “six week break.” He attended the OnSide Awards. [LaineyGossip]
Mormon drama! The Real Houswives of Salt Lake City is coming. [Dlisted]
The Crown had another premiere event. [Go Fug Yourself]
Here’s an explainer for what #ReleaseTheSnyderCut is about. [Pajiba]
Donald Trump isn’t doing a vape ban after all. [Jezebel]
Frozen 2’s Elsa is not an out-lesbian in the movie. [Towleroad]
Do you watch HGTV’s Home Town? The wife annoys me. [Starcasm]
Jack Wagner & Heather Locklear got their hair done together. [Seriously OMG]

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As noted in the previous post, Prince Andrew and Team York did a piss poor job preparing for their interview with BBC Newsnight and Emily Maitlin. It was a unanimous and unmitigated disaster. There is absolutely no one, except for Lady Colin Campbell, who can find one shred of positivity from the co…

As noted in the previous post, Prince Andrew and Team York did a piss poor job preparing for their interview with BBC Newsnight and Emily Maitlin. It was a unanimous and unmitigated disaster. There is absolutely no one, except for Lady Colin Campbell, who can find one shred of positivity from the co…

It’s been 22 years, but the “Door Debate” in Titanic just won’t, er, die. It was the subject of a 2012 Mythbusters episode, and memes featuring Barack Obama and Leonardo DiCaprio. Director James Cameron said that basically, Jack had to die, so the size of the door is beside the point. (I bet he wishes he’d requested a smaller one, though.) After Leo and Kate, the person most synonymous with the movie is Celine Dion, so it makes sense that Jimmy Fallon would ask her for her take during a recent interview that focused on her new album and tour. Here’s some of what she told Jimmy.

On the Celine-assaince and her fashion
I feel like I’m being born on every morning. I go to bed like this every night.

On having the longest residency in Vegas
Thank you to all the fans. I was supposed to be there for three months. I don’t know what happened.

At the end of Titanic, if Rose scooted over she could have saved Jack’s life. Do you agree with this?
Don’t put me in trouble. What if they want to do a Titanic number two? First, If you look closely to the picture, Rose is maybe dead or totally frozen and she’s not quite all there. Second of all, he doesn’t need an invitation. Maybe all his body is so frozen he didn’t have the strength to [sings] ‘Jump in for my love.’

On why she called her album Courage
The last three years my family went through tough times. A lot of people go through tough times. This is my first album in English without [Rene] physically but he is always within me. Courage [represents] all the album because it was difficult. Courage is such an important thing and a big word. All of us have courage. We need that in our lives.

[From The Tonight Show via Youtube]

I love when Celine spontaneously bursts into song. She seems so happy. You can tell that she’s definitely energized by her tour and the new directions her life is taking. I also think it’s great that Jimmy asked her about this and that she answered very diplomatically, pointing out that Jack and Rose were both in freezing water, so it almost doesn’t matter how big the door was, if neither of them had the strength to get him up onto it. Incidentally, Celine’s take on the unimportance of door size is better than James Cameron’s. She’s game to talk about any aspect of the movie, even one that’s been talked about endlessly already. He comes across as annoyed about the debate and calls it “silly,” when he could have easily asked the set/props folks for a smaller door in the first place.

I still remember going to the movies to see Titanic with a friend, and that a bunch of girls in the row in front of us were literally screaming/sobbing telling Jack to get off the ship as fast as possible. I alsoremember watching an interview with Kate in which she talked about filming the water scenes on her birthday, and she mentioned this to Leo. Since everyone was so miserable in the water tank, he said something like, “Darling, I don’t care.” While I don’t think that the water was freezing, I remember this in part because I was surprised that it wasn’t warmer so that they’d all be slightly more comfortable. Is this the end of the Door Debate? Probably not, but it should be. Celine has spoken.

Here’s that interview!

Note by Celebitchy: Double purses! Queen.

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As we learned last week, Kanye West’s religious delusions and political conservatism have attracted the attention of many preachers, pastors and con men. If anything, Kanye is stealing their con, but they don’t seem to mind because they can just work with Kanye to fleece even more people. Joel Osteen is the prosperity-gospel-wielding pastor of Lakewood Church in Houston. Osteen invited Kanye to speak at Lakewood this weekend, and Kanye did it. It was a success in that a lot of people came out. I guess it was a success in that Kanye calmly said some truly bonkers f–king bullsh-t too.

Kanye West is opening up about his faith. The Jesus Is King rapper, 42, stopped by pastor Joel Osteen‘s Lakewood Church in Houston, Texas, on Sunday, where he spoke a little about his spiritual journey.

“I know that God’s been calling me for a long time and the devil’s been distracting me for a long time,” he said while standing with the pastor in Osteen’s megachurch. “When I was in my lowest points, God was there with me and sending me visions and inspiring me, and I remember sitting in the hospital at UCLA after having a mental breakdown and there’s documentation of me drawing a church and [wanting to] start a church in the middle of Calabasas,” he added, referring to his 2016 hospitalization during his Saint Pablo tour.

West, who has spoken at length in recent months about his faith, went on to share despite “all of that arrogance and cockiness that y’all have seen from me” in the past, “God is now using him.”

“Because every time I stand up, I feel that I’m standing up and drawing a line in the sand and saying, ‘I’m here in service to God and no weapon formed against me shall prosper,’ ” he said. “Jesus has won the victory. I told you about my arrogance and cockiness already. Now the greatest artist that God has ever created is now working for him,” he added, with a smile on his face. Towards the end of his time onstage, Osteen encouraged the crowd to welcome the rapper’s wife Kim Kardashian West as well as their daughter North, both of whom were sitting in the front row.

[From People]

When do we say enough is enough? Like, it’s easy for me to simply shake my head and shrug at this point, because it’s not my church and not my money and I canceled Kanye years ago. I’m sure many people are like “well, it’s harmless.” But when does it get truly disturbing? When he starts baptizing people in Yeezus water? When he gets his own Yeezus religious channel? “Now the greatest artist that God has ever created is now working for him.” BEYONCE HAS ALWAYS BEEN WORKING FOR GOD, YOU MONSTER.

What a monumental moment with our pastor, @JoelOsteen, and @KanyeWest!

We are getting ready for tonight and expecting big things! Who are you watching Sunday Service with tonight?#SundayServiceAtLakewood#LakewoodChurch pic.twitter.com/wEq6gRvc5s

— Lakewood Church (@lakewoodchurch) November 17, 2019

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I’ve largely tapped out on covering all of the shenanigans around Johnny Depp and his lawsuit against Amber Heard, his ex-wife. He’s suing her because he claims that she lied about how he abused her. The thing is, I find his lawsuit to be further evidence of his abuse of Amber – he’s trying to punish her through the courts, he’s trying to stay in her life somehow. It’s gross. Anyway, about six months ago, we learned that Depp had a new, young girlfriend. Her name is Polina Glen, and she’s a 24-year-old Russian go-go dancer. They likely started dating in the early spring of this year, and yes, I found the whole thing shady – there were some rumors that Depp is in debt, and maybe Russian “financiers” are involved, and then he ends up dating some young Russian honey trap? It’s all very gross. Apparently, Polina has had enough though – she’s dumped Depp and “fled” back to Russia.

She’s the leggy Russian go-go dancer who found love with Johnny Depp despite being less than half his age. But now Polina Glen, 24, has ended her relationship with the 56-year-old Hollywood superstar and fled back to her homeland after finding the attention surrounding her ‘scary’, according to friends. It had been said that Depp and Ms Glen were even considering getting married after she moved into his mansion in Hollywood after just a few weeks. But now any thought of a wedding has been dismissed by Hollywood sources.

One close insider said: ‘Polina hated the attention the relationship was bringing her and found it scary. She’s now keeping her head down in Russia and told Johnny plans to get married were madness.’

The dancer reportedly told pals weeks into their relationship that Depp was desperate to meet her father Gennady and her veterinarian mother Irina – who is four years younger than him. The insider said: ‘Despite sneers that Polina was only with Johnny for his fame, she kept her head down while living with him, going to her dance choreography job and then back to his house. His level of celebrity and his ongoing battle with Amber grew too much for her. Johnny has been distracted by his feud with Amber and she didn’t think the time was right for them to commit to anything.’

Polina is thought to have spent the spring and part of the summer moving between Johnny’s Hollywood home and Russia but has now returned home ‘for the foreseeable future’, according to the source.

[From The Daily Mail]

I feel sorry for this young woman and I hope she’s okay. Imagine how bad it was for her if her two choices were “stay in America, live in a mansion with a rich actor” OR “go-go-dance in Russia” and she f–king chose Russia. It would not surprise me at all if Polina got a good look at all of the crazy sh-t that’s around Depp these days – not to mention his Kanye-like break from reality – and she was like “you know what, no thanks, I’m out.” That’s honestly the best possible scenario here.

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Kristin Chenoweth was on Seth Meyers earlier and I’m only just seeing it now. She was in a sparkly rainbow tie dye hoodie dress, which was adorable. She looked super cute like she just rolled out of bed in that outfit but did her full makeup and hair. She told a story about what she goes through to sanitize her area of a commercial plane and it reminded me of Naomi Campbell’s sanitizing regime. I only wish we had video of it like we do for Naomi. It seems like Naomi’s is more efficient as she actually wipes down the seat and remote instead of just spraying things.

I have a routine when I go on a plane. When I get on the plane [I spray disinfectant on everything]. The last gig I had was… a Target center opening. Beck was playing. I put on my mask, I also have a neck brace. The guy next to me was like ‘wow you’re really papared.’ I’m like ‘yeah, I’m not going to be talking during the flight.’ [sprays more disinfectant]. We get to the rehearsal. I walk in the dressing room and here’s [Beck’s] drummer, the guy that I sprayed. Can you believe it?

I have no problem with people disinfecting stuff on a plane as long as it’s relatively scent-free. I would be annoyed if someone sprayed a scented product next to me, especially if they sprayed it ON me! I guess there is something worse than people wearing heavy perfume on a flight. The smells in there get trapped and some perfumes make me dizzy. I bet Kristin was being self-deprecating though and she doesn’t really spray it on other people.

Kristin also said that she goes into vocal rest around her performances and that she has a board she writes on so she doesn’t have to talk. I like that she owns her diva-ness and puts herself first. Kirstin has a new album out called For The Girls in which she covers songs by female artists. She got Dolly Parton to record I Will Always Love You with her and she also does collaborations with Jennifer Hudson, Reba McEntire and Ariana Grande. Kristin met Ariana when she was just 10 and her grandmother brought her backstage after a Wicked performance. Ariana sang for Kristin and Kristin was so impressed by her she gave her a wand from the show and told her not to give up on her dreams. I love that story! She also met Reba McEntire when Kristin was just 19.

Here’s the part of Kristin’s interview I quoted above and here’s a link to the second half.

Here are some photos from last week’s premiere of Queen & Slim, the film written by Lena Waithe and directed by Melina Matsoukas (who directed some of Beyonce’s most iconic music videos). Queen & Slim looks SO GOOD. You can see the trailer here. The film marks the feature-film debut of Jodie Turner Smith, a young woman who has become something of a low-key tabloid/gossip interest because of her relationship with Joshua Jackson. Joshua and Jodie started dating this year, and they seemed to move very fast – from casual dating to engagement rumors within about five months. There were widespread reports – and even a seeming Instagram confirmation – that Jodie and Joshua did quietly marry back in August.

So, these photos are Jodie and Joshua’s first red carpet couple appearance. It’s a big deal and they look loved-up and he seems super-proud of his wife/girlfriend. People are making a big deal about how it appears that they’re wearing wedding rings too. Which is nice. I’m not going to make this into a huge thing but… it also appears that Jodie might be pregnant? Jodie was a model before she became an actress, and she had that model-trim figure. The dress is billowy for sure, but I’m pretty sure I spy a bump. We’ll see. In any case, congrats to them for all they’ve got going on this year.

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red.