Do you watch House Of Cards? I’ve not started the new season yet – don’t spoil! I’ve also not started Kimmy Schmidt. There’s so much goddamn TV! So much GREAT goddamn TV!

You know how people loved watched Sue Sylvester on Glee for about 9 episodes until that sh-t…      

Congratulations are in order for Terri Seymour and Clark Mallon.

The TV personality, 40, and her male model beau, 24, welcomed their first child, a daughter, on Monday, March 9, in Los Angeles, Extra reports.

The Extra correspondent is remaining mum on all other birth details at this time.

Seymour – who announced her pregnancy in September — recently Instagrammed a photo with the caption, “Nearly there.”

Last month, the TV personality opened up to Celebrity Baby Scoop about her hopes to nurse her newborn.

“I’ve been to my breastfeeding classes,” she shared, adding, “Yes, I’m definitely planning on breastfeeding.”

She went on to talk about the benefits of breastfeeding.

“It’s obviously meant to be much better for the baby,” she added. “One, it’s better for the baby. Two, it’s more of a bonding experience… I’m not against the bottle, it’s just my personal preference. From research and going to class and hearing about it’s better for your baby it’s just what I hope to do.”

This happened in Paris about an hour ago. Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson walked for Valentino. And THAT just made up for the blonde-ing. This PFW has been hijacked. PROPERLY.

All of this in support of course of the upcoming Zoolander sequel. Because this appearance came with an announcement:

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Good lord, Robb Stark/Richard Madden is suddenly giving me Patrick Dempsey vibes! I think it’s the combination of the turtleneck, the hyper-groomed scruff and the hair cut. Yikes. Anyway, these are some photos of Richard and Lily James several days ago, at a screening of Cinderella and a subsequent Q&A session. Lily’s red and black dress is Dolce & Gabbana. It’s pretty but I’m not in love with it.

Anyway, Lily is still talking about the controversy regarding her Cinderella waist. I feel like we’re just talking around it at this point? And I don’t even believe anyone is criticizing Lily James or her body at all. She’s said that she’s got a naturally slim waist and we believe her. She’s said that she was doing a liquid diet to fit into the corsets for the film and we believe her. The problem is not HER, it’s Disney. The problem is that the production stills look Photoshopped to unnatural proportions. The problem is that no one at Disney stopped and considered the idea of “wait, do we really need to put this already-slim actress into a really ridiculous corset?” Anyway, Lily is still talking about the controversy. Via HuffPo:

Lily on the waist controversy: “On one hand, it’s upsetting. On the other hand, it’s just boring. Why do women always get pointed at for their bodies? And why is this whole thing happening that I’m constantly having to justify myself? International Women’s Day has just gone, and it just feels just a bit sad that it’s still happening. And, you know, I’m very healthy and I always have been.”

The design of the Cinderella dress: “It goes in at the waist and the skirt is big and full so that it accentuates the shape. I felt like a princess wearing it. Corsets are always hard to wear—they just are. That’s what they are.”

Richard Madden on Lily’s waist: “I can vouch for Lily on this. That’s her real waist. I held it. I know how tiny it was. And she did eat. She eats like a boy!”

Lily doesn’t think she should have to answer questions about her body: “Obviously I haven’t been under such a limelight before, but I really have been lucky because I’ve always had a very healthy attitude towards my body, so that’s why in a way it’s confusing me, because I don’t feel like [it’s an issue]…and it’s a costume! Yeah. That’s all I can say about that.”

[From HuffPo]

Again… I’m not aware of anyone really bashing Lily or saying that she’s a terrible person because she wore a corset or because her waist looks Photoshopped. And I’m scratching at my head at what Lily seems to find offensive? Is she offended because people are saying she has a small waist or because we don’t believe it’s as crazy small as it looks in some production stills? Is she offended because we’re questioning Disney’s constant edification of hyper-slender women (in real life and cartoons)?

Photos courtesy of Disney, WENN & Fame/Flynet.

Kristen Stewart and Jesse Eisenberg—the indie-hipster version of Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper—are teaming up once again. The duo will star in an as yet untitled film written and directed by famed creepy person, Woody Allen, which will shoot later this year. This will mark the …      

Reality star Kendra Wilkinson shared a sweet snapshot on her Instagram page.

“Happy Saturday. #family #beachday,” Kendra captioned the selfie with daughter Alijah, 9 months, with husband Hank Baskett and their 5-year-old son little Hank in the background.

In a series of pics, Kendra shares some shots from her recent travels to Napa, Australia and London.

Kendra and Hank, who briefly split and then got back together on last season’s of Kendra on Top, will appear on the third season of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars.

They will be joined on the show by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Lauren Pesce from Jersey Shore and The Sorrentinos, Aubrey O’Day and Travis Garland from Making the Band and Celebrity Apprentice, Tami Roman and Reggie Youngblood from Basketball Wives, and Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd from Big Brother.

Happy Saturday. ??#family #beachday

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A new Game Of Thrones trailer was released this week ahead of the season 5 premiere in April. The star of the preview:

Dragons.

BIG DRAGONS.

Those teenagers are, like, fully challenging adulthood now. Do dragons have sex? I just googled this question and spent more time than I ever im…      

Lauren Conrad covers the April issue of Redbook, and I don’t like this cover all that much. It’s mostly because LC’s hair looks totally fried!! LC used to have decent hair so I’m not sure what’s happening here. Anyway, she’s been sort of quiet since getting married last summer, but she talks about her new husband, William Tell, and how he’s the first guy she’s ever wanted to marry. Which is weird, because I’m pretty sure she and Kyle Howard broke up because he wasn’t interested in marriage, but whatever. Some highlights from Redbook:

Do women have to be loud divas to be successful? “Over the last few years I’ve been able to work with several women who I really respected because they didn’t take on that role of being a bitch. They were strong, but they were kind and they didn’t need to shout to be heard. A lot of women feel like they need to be tough in order to be taken seriously. We have this idea that kindness is weakness, which I don’t think is true.”

Meeting William Tell: “[I was] never a person who was obsessed with the idea of marriage.” Lauren says that William is “the first person I ever thought I could marry.”

William Tell is a lawyer: “I watch The Good Wife with him, and he’s like ‘That’s incorrect. You would actually do this…’ It’s a nightmare!”

Whether her kids will do a reality show: “I definitely wouldn’t encourage my child to do reality television.”

[From Redbook]

LC also says she’s not feeling any pressure to start a family just yet, which sounds about right because she’s just 29 years old. I bet she waits another year or so and when she does get knocked up, her business will expand with TONS of kids’ stuff (although she already has a kids’ line).

Yeah… I know this was sort of boring, but you know what? I do kind of like her. It’s nice to see that at least one person made it out of the reality show system with some kind of grace and business skill. As for LC’s comment about women not needing to be “bitches” to get things done… I see her point. But what if we’re just naturally bitchy and we happen to get things done? There seems to be a presupposition that if a woman comes across as a bitch, then she’s just playing that role to get something done. What if that’s just her personality?

Photos courtesy of Redbook.

Out of morbid curiousity, I often wonder what it’s like to be Shia LaBeouf’s girlfriend. I don’t find him attractive because he’s grubby looking, wears the same pants and boots, etc. Shia’s a method actor to a fault, and he’s had many issues. Imagine getting a phone call about your boyfriend getting arrested after a meltdown or punching a hole in a wall. Shia’s dealing with his demons, but I suspect dating him must be difficult. Behavior aside, the rat tail would be a deal breaker.

We don’t know much about Shia’s current lady, Mia Goth. She’s a model and graces the cover of Vogue Italia (which I’ve included). Mia dabbles in acting. She met Shia on the set of that godforsaken Lars von Trier movie. They’ve been together about two years. Now she’s flashing what looks like an engagement ring. Mia’s been worn a large diamond solitare for at least a week, but no one noticed because … rat tail. The Mail has some close-up photos of the ring, which looks nice.

I’d say these two are definitely engaged. Good for them? Mia’s got her work cut out for her, but she must love Shia enough to stick around through his erratic behavior. What’s up with their escalator makeout sessions? So weird.

Photos courtesy of Vogue Italia, Fame/Flynet & WENN

In January, the cast of Paul Feig’s all-female Ghostbusters reboot/sequel/whatever was announced, and for the most part, everyone was excited about a lady ghostbusting squad. For the most part—there were some whiny diaper baby man-tears shed over women getting their period blood all o…