It sounds like Zoe Saldana and husband Marco Perego have been enjoying every chaotic minute with their sons Cy and Bowie, 3 months. While making their way to the car outside, the new parents of twins couldn’t help but laugh at their everyday struggles.

“Our days now are filled with #twin action!” the Avatar star, 36, captioned an Instagram image. “Seriously, the 3 of them couldn’t get through the door at the same time. We couldn’t stop laughing. #bliss.”

In the pic, Saldana’s man bun-wearing hubby is seen holding onto matching blue Nuna baby carriers while leaving the house.

In February, the Guardians of the Galaxy actress shared a shot hiking with their twins.

The actress and the Italian artist, 36, welcomed their twins on Nov. 27, 2014, but Saldana announced their birth in early 2015.

Our days now are filled with #twin action! Seriously, the 3 of them couldn’t get through the door at the same time. We couldn’t stop laughing. #bliss —- nuestros días están llenos de acción para #gemelos. Los 3 no cabían por la puerta al mismo tiempo. No parábamos de reírnos. #lavida

A photo posted by Zoe Saldana (@zoesaldana) on Mar 5, 2015 at 2:28pm PST

Here are even more photos of Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and Kris Jenner out and about for Paris Fashion Week. These photos are from Kim’s costume change for the Lanvin show. I’m sure Kim is actually wearing Lanvin to the show (that’s customary), but she has a real knack for making high-end couture look like hooker-wear purchased at the Goodwill. This lovely Fisherman’s Ho dress probably cost $4000.

As you can see, she wasn’t wearing a bra. She was spilling out all over the place too. Kanye loved it. He loves when his Kardashian Real Doll looks like a drugged-out p0rn star. He really does love it – he’s being really affectionate with her in many of the Paris photos. It makes me think that he asked her to go blonde. Why is he obsessed with that?

I saw on E! News last night that the Kardashian-Jenner clan has been facing utter pandemonium in Paris. When Kim and Kanye left their hotel yesterday, the crowd was so big and rowdy, it took a full ten minutes for their car to move through the crowd. I also saw some awful footage of Kendall Jenner being swarmed by SO MANY people. What’s up, Paris? Why do you guys love the Kardashian-Jenner-Wests?

Paris Pandemonium

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Mar 6, 2015 at 2:27am PST

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN, Instagram.

I don’t know how much truth there is to this story, but it fits the pattern of Kylie Jenner and Tyga’s relationship thus far. The coupling remains illegal in the eyes of California law, since Kylie is 17 and Tyga is 25. He tried to deny dating Kylie. Kanye West confirmed the relationship, but Yeezus was merely ahead of the game. Tyga silently confirmed it too. Tyga then tried to say it doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of him dating an underage girl. Of course.

Radar says Kylie and Tyga are quite serious about each other. Kylie’s been wearing a sparkly new ring on that special finger, and you can see a photo here. Is Kylie actually thinking of marrying this guy? Here’s Radar’s take:

Kylie Jenner brought home a special souvenir from her recent romantic getaway with Tyga — a brand new diamond sparkler on her ring finger!

Now RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal that the two are determined to make their dreams a reality. “Kylie and Tyga are discussing marriage!” a Keeping Up With the Kardashians source reveals.

“Kylie has asked her sisters what they think of getting married at a young age because it is something that she’d been talking about with him,” the insider tells Radar. “Obviously, her sisters have told her that they support her in whatever she wants to do. They cannot tell her that it is wrong because they were all monogamously coupled at extremely young ages.”

As Radar previously reported, the couple, who are rumored to have started dating when Jenner was only 14 years old, recently went public with their relationship when 25-year-old rapper dropped the L-word when discussing his now 17-year-old partner.

“Those girls do not like to be without a man and if Kylie wants to marry Tyga, so be it,” the source says. “Her sisters are just really happy that she has found true love and he treats her like gold,” continues the insider. “They also really like that she will not be hopping from guy to guy and getting her heart broken like they have all had to experience.”

At the end of the day, “her whole family would much rather see her settle down with someone who loves her rather than be with many men who will only use her for their own gain.”

[From Radar Online]

Well sure. A guy who refers to getting it on as “smashing” obviously treats a lady like gold, right? I wouldn’t be surprised if Kylie’s sisters approved of this plan, but it also sounds like something Kris Jenner would leak to the press. Or a convenient story for KUWTK producers, which would love to work this romance into the show without getting anyone arrested.

FYI, here’s a photo of Kylie’s new $2.7 million Calabasas house, which contains 5 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, and a home theater.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News & WENN

If you couldn’t tell by my post yesterday, I’m utterly mystified by the media drama surrounding Karrueche Tran’s “breakup” with Chris Brown. Chris Brown fathered a baby girl, Royalty (!!), with a side-piece model named Nia. This happened nearly a year ago! Royalty Brown is nine months old, y’all. And all this time, Chris and Karrueche have been doing their stupid “drama,” their makeup-and-breakup cycle, in which he continuously dumps her and she keeps coming back for more. But sure, now we’re supposed to believe that Royalty Brown is the straw that broke the camel’s back.

TMZ reported that Karrueche “was in the dark” about Royalty up until this week. Karrueche and Nia did party together, back in the day, but Karrueche had “no idea” that Breezy was tappin’ that and impregnatin’ that. TMZ’s sources say Karrueche and Breezy “had a blowout fight a week ago and weren’t speaking, but he tried calling her after the story broke … she did not pick up.” Also: Karrueche is telling people that she was actually looking for a way to cut ties with Chris. Sure. She’s really hellbent on playing it like that, because yesterday, People Magazine published this story:

Chris Brown has yet to publicly confirm reports that he’s a father, but his longtime girlfriend Karrueche Tran is already moving on.

“Chris is still trying to get ahold of her and is calling and texting nonstop,” says a source close to Tran, who added the singer initially denied the baby was his. “She’s not answering and doesn’t have any plans to in the near future. She doesn’t want any part of the drama.”

And though Brown, 25, and Tran, 26, are infamous for their on-and-off relationship, “they’ve been pretty solid for the past year or two,” says the source, which means “he likely cheated on her.”

After being “totally blindsided” when the news broke, the model partied with pals – including Christina Milian – Wednesday night at Warwick in Hollywood after grabbing dinner at Hyde Sunset Kitchen + Cocktail.

“She was hanging out with her friends, casually drinking cocktails and dancing,” says the source. “She was in amazing spirits.”

While the pal says Tran is “completely mortified” by the situation, she “is honestly trying to leave it behind her and move on with her life. She’s seeing it as an opportunity to start fresh.”

[From People]

I see you leaking your business to People Magazine, girl. Karrueche really, really wants people to know that Chris is going crazy and trying to get in touch with her and that she’s moving on and she’s a strong woman, blah blah blah. And yes, of course he was cheating on her. He cheated on her ALL THE TIME. When he was with Rihanna, he was cheating on Rihanna WITH Karrueche. When he was Karrueche, he was cheating on her WITH Rihanna (and about a million other women).

Oh, and TMZ also says that Royalty is definitely Breezy’s baby and that the DNA came in recently. Royalty Brown, y’all. ROYALTY BROWN.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Many thought that LeAnn Rimes would go full-tilt crazy in the wake of her ex-husband Dean Sheremet’s epic tell-all interview this week. But so far… not much. I wonder if Eddie “accidentally” dropped her phone in the toilet or something. One of the few things happening on LeAnn’s social media yesterday was her stupid “chalkboard inspirational message” crap, which she’s been doing since Valentine’s Day (which is when Eddie gave it to her, telling her that he made it himself except clearly he did not). The message on yesterday’s chalkboard was “It’s important to give it all you can while you have the chance.” She posted it with this message on Instagram:

Happy #Thursday #chalktalk No half assing! Put all of your being into everything you do. You’ll never have to look back and say “I could have given more or tried harder.” You can say “I did my best and laid it all out there.” Win or lose, succeed or fail… YOU GAVE IT YOUR ALL.

[From LeAnn’s Instagram]

Except that’s not what Dean said. Basically, he went away for a week and in that time, LeAnn and Eddie began their affair and LeAnn almost completely checked out of the marriage. But I’m sure in LeAnn’s mind, that was “giving it her all [at least until a womanizing sleazeball came around].”

What else is going on? Let’s see… Star Magazine is calling out LeAnn on her fake illnesses and canceled concerts:

LeAnn Rimes infuriated fans recently when she canceled a number of her concerts, claiming she was too sick to perform. But after social media slip-ups revealed that LeAnn was actually partying, Star has learned the real reason she’s jeopardizing her career: she fears Eddie Cibrian will cheat on her.

LeAnn first sparked outrage by backing out of her Feb. 20 show at the Cold Country Casion and Hotel in Oroville, CA at the last minute. She then went on to cancel the following night’s show at the Primm Valley Resort in Las Vegas.

“I am so sorry to my fans that were planning on spending the evening with me,” she said in a statement. “I would think living in California would help deter those pesky winter illnesses but boy was I wrong! As I lay here coughing and hacking away, I promise the wait will be worth it.”

But her followers didn’t buy her excuse. On the day of her second canceled show, LeAnn tweeted about Mexicon food and margaritas, writing that she was doing “Mexican food” to honor the day.

Insiders close to LeAnn claim that her serious trust issues are overtaking her dwindling career.

“She figures that if she watched over Eddie’s every move and spends every waking moment with him, there’ll be no way for him to have an affair. Her fans may hate her for it, but she couldn’t care less.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Yep, sounds about right. Earlier this week, I saw some Twitter people “Twihard proofing” LeAnn’s claims of illness, which I don’t even understand anymore. She lies about this crap so often! Whenever she claims to be sick as a dog, just assume she’s lying and proceed with your life. She’s only doing it to get sympathy from her ride-or-die fans, plus she wants Eddie to come and take care of her. I hope she has a little bell that she rings whenever she wants him to bring her more soup.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, LeAnn’s Instagram.

Oh, happy day. I kind of love it when we have a Tom Hiddleston post on a Friday. It reminds me of old-school Hot Guy Fridays. Anyway, the big #BreaktheInternet Hiddleston news is that Tommy is taking part in the advertising for Red Nose Day for Comic Relief in the UK. Comic Relief sells a lot of t-shirts for Red Nose Day and the money goes to all sorts of good programs in the UK and Africa. The t-shirts are sold in the UK at TK Maxx, which is like the American version of TJ Maxx, I would assume.

So what will #BreaktheInternet? Comic Relief released a behind-the-scenes video of various celebrities wearing this year’s charity t-shirts. And Hiddleston posed! With some glasses. It was profoundly sexy. You can see the video here – if you’re interested in anyone other than (or in addition to) Tommy, there’s bonus Simon Pegg, David Gandy and Allen Leech. Here’s the bare-bones Hiddleston part:

And here’s the final product:

#GlassesAndCurls This is all I’ve seen all day! I love it too much! I’m done! Thanks #Hiddleston ???? pic.twitter.com/kCzY7RiOHW

— JOANNE ERVIN (@lilmamajamma) March 6, 2015

Sigh… I need more Tom Hiddleston-wearing-glasses in my life.

Screencaps courtesy of Comic Relief video.

Cate Blanchett and her husband Andrew Upton have three sons, Dashiell, Roman and Ignatius. I always wondered if Cate and Andrew were trying for the girl at some point, just because Cate is such a fashionista and she seems like she would simply enjoy having a daughter. I guess Cate and Andrew did have some regrets, because word is that they have adopted a baby girl. They named her Vivienne!

Cate Blanchett and husband Andrew Upton have welcomed a beautiful baby girl into their family. Cate, 45 and Andrew, 49, have welcomed a baby girl into their family, their management confirmed today to The Australian Women’s Weekly.

The news came after Cate was seen arriving at her sons’ school to pick them up with the newborn strapped close to her chest.

“She’s really excited and clearly besotted,” a parent at the school reportedly told The Weekly. The new bub is believed to be named Vivienne.

Cate and her theatre director husband Andrew are reported to be deliriously happy with their new addition. The couple already have three children together – all boys. Dashiell, 13, Roman, 10 and Ignatius, six were all conceived naturally but choosing the adoption route is becoming a more common and viable option in Australia.

[From Woman’s Day]

As Andrew confirmed a week ago, he and Cate are actually going to be uprooting their family from Australia, where they’ve lived for a decade, so they can move to America for a while. It’s believed that they’ll be living in LA, although I wouldn’t think a move to NYC would be out of the question either. Andrew said Cate wanted to do more film and TV work, but I don’t see how she could stay away from theater work, you know? In any case, we’ll probably be seeing more of this family of… SIX!

As for the name Vivienne… I like it! I like it on Vivienne Jolie-Pitt too. It’s a cute name for a little girl, especially with “Viv” and Vivy” as nicknames. Cate is actually quite friendly with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, so… I mean, I doubt anyone cares about a “stolen” (!!) baby name.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I have the feeling that Kim Kardashian’s Platinum Hair is going to be a 20-part saga. It might even carry us through what seems to be a particularly gossip-dull March. These are more photos of Kim’s terrible blonde hair in Paris yesterday. She and Kanye are in town for Paris Fashion Week, and they attended Balmain show and an event for the Louis Vuitton Foundation. Kim looked especially wonk-eyed, tired and plastic.

As for her new blonde, E! News got the scoop on everything. Hairstylist Grgeory Russell of the Andy Lecompte Salon did the cut and colorist Lori Goddard did the blonde. Kim claimed – in her tweets thanking the salon – that Goddard got “this color in one try! Not an easy task!” Um… how is that possible? Granted, I know nothing about how blondes are made, but it seems like going from dark, dark brown-black to platinum blonde would be a multi-day process, right? As for why she went blonde… E! News says that Kim did it “just for fun” and because “she wanted a change.”

You know what it reminds me of? When Anne Hathaway went crazy-blonde two years ago. And it’s the same coloring mistake too – Anne Hathaway has the kind of skin tone and eyes which only work with darker hair. Same with Kim.

Meanwhile, Kim is People Magazine’s guest beauty editor this week, and she chatted about some of her favorite beauty trends of the moment. Highlights:

*Her favorite moisturizer costs $455 but she loves pocketbook-friendly shampoo and conditioner that costs $3.49.

*Her current favorite beauty look was her 2009 Emmys appearance – go here to see. She says she was “20 pounds lighter” back then.

*Her favorite accessories: “Always my ring, and I’m really into chokers right now [like the one above, top right!]. I would say this big Cartier choker is really my favorite thing. I love chokers and a hint of fur.”

*Her thoughts on bangs: “There are pictures from when I was, like, eight years old, and I swear Kourtney cut my bangs and it looked pretty bad. I will say, I did cut my bangs when I was pregnant, and you should never make a drastic hair change when you’re pregnant!”

[From People]

It’s weird that Kim and I have similar feelings about bangs, right? Thankfully, I couldn’t agree less with her about chokers. Some women can do a choker. Women with swan-like necks can do chokers. Not women built like Kim. Chokers make Kim look like a linebacker.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet, Kim’s Twitter.

Harrison Ford, 72, had a close call yesterday afternoon when the engine on his WWII-era plane failed shortly after takeoff from Santa Monica airport. Ford did not have enough power to return to the airport and he requested permission to make an emergency landing at Penmar Golf Course, which runs parallel to the airport. He then guided the failing vintage plane to the green, slightly clipping a tree but avoiding so many other trees, to make an emergency crash landing on the 8th hole. Onlookers rushed to help him, including a surgeon and another doctor who were on the golf course. Ford was bleeding from head wounds when he was taken to hospital. His condition has since been upgraded from critical to stable. Ford’s son Ben tweeted that his dad is “battered but ok,” and Ford’s rep said that he should make a full recovery. Many pilots and aviation experts have commented that Ford, who has been flying for nearly 50 years, handled the crisis expertly and by the book.

I’m going to quote US Magazine here because they do a good job of summing up this scary situation. The Daily Mail has a more comprehensive overview and People has additional quotes from experts and onlookers.

Harrison Ford was piloting a small vintage yellow fighter plane in Venice, Calif., on Thursday, Mar. 5, when he had to unexpectedly crash-land on a golf course, TMZ reports.

Ford, 72, has reportedly suffered multiple gashes to his head and was seen bleeding on the scene. Two doctors treated him on the golf course before emergency personnel arrived.

The Los Angeles Fire Department tells Us Weekly that the plane landed on Penmar Golf Course before 2:30 p.m, and the individual involved had multiple lacerations. NBC reports that the crash occurred shortly after takeoff and no one else was injured. The pilot was “alert and conscious” before being taken to a nearby hospital. Authorities say he is now in fair to moderate condition.

Harrison Ford’s rep tells Us Weekly he’s expected to make a full recovery. “Harrison was flying a WW2 vintage plane today which stalled upon take off. He had no other choice but to make an emergency landing, which he did safely,” his rep explains in a statement to Us. “He was banged up and is in the hospital receiving medical care. The injuries sustained are not life threatening, and he is expected to make a full recovery.”

During a live press conference, National Transportation Safety Board officials said that Harrison, who they didn’t identify by name, reported loss of engine power and appeared to have clipped the top of a tree and came to rest on the golf course. NTSB also said they “believe he is going to survive.”

[From US Magazine]

Thank goodness he’s ok. When you see photos of that crumpled plane it’s a wonder he is doing so well. That is likely due to his decades of experience and training. The Daily Mail has a photo of Ford in that same vintage plane in September 2013. It’s described as a “Ryan PT-22 two-place open cockpit trainer” and was used to train pilots during WWII. I learned from Unbroken that training to be a pilot in WWII was just as dangerous as actually piloting in the war, and that was usually due to how unreliable and buggy the planes were. (Although Hillenbrand was referring to the bomber planes.)

We’re thinking of Ford and hoping he’ll recover soon after his close call.

Here’s a photo of Ford in his vintage 1955 Jaguar in 2013.

photo credit: FameFlynet

Kim Kardashian isn’t the only one showing off questionable platinum locks in Paris. Earlier this week, Jared Leto chopped off his ponytail and lamented the loss of his beard on Instagram. Thank goodness. The ombre mane was getting out of hand. Plenty of girls would love to run their fingers through Jared’s formerly long locks, but I’ve been secretly fantasizing about cutting it all off.

Jared’s firing up for the role of The Joker in Suicide Squad, and this hair is the start of his grand transformation. Jared talked about gaining significant weight too, but I don’t think that’s happening. It doesn’t need to happen.

Anyway. Jared showed up at the Balmain show looking like a younger version of Karl Lagerfeld. Between the hair, the clothes, and the glasses, the resemblance is uncanny. This is actually an in-between stage for Jared. His hair has simply been stripped of its color and will eventually be neon green for the role. Director David Ayer (Fury) reveals that Jared’s take on the role shall be “majestic.” Does that sound promising? This is Jared’s official followup to his Oscar win. He could score another nomination as The Joker if everything goes well. I’m betting his performance will be the best thing about this movie.

On a related note, Warner Bros. issued a bizarre statement about how DC films are “edgier than Marvel. Shots fired?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet